Hi, I'M WHOORIAH CAREY THE BIGGEST SLUT OF ALL ...

There are a lot of artists that are BETTER than me, but I still believe I'm the greatest shit of the World!

CELINE DION = She's a great artist, she HAS CLASS( I don't know what is that), she sings like an angel, and people on my country prefer to watch her than me, her concerts gross sales are always BETTER than mine. And I mean BETTER!

MADONNA = She's the BEST FEMALE SELLING ARTIST OF ALL TIME, She is the second most successful artist of all time on the BILLBOARD HOT 100, she is only behind The Beatles.
And Worldwide,she is the BEST SELLING ARTIST ON EUROPE, LATIN AMERICA, and in many other countries.
Even on USA, I'm behind her on sales. I'm just PATHETIC.

Tours? I prefer avoid the topic. She is the most successful solo artist of all time, I ALWAYS HAVE TO CANCEL CONCERTS. Who still having interest in a fat dumb JEALOUS pig like me?

WHITNEY HOUSTON = She is the best R&B Singer ever! If I compare myself with Whitney, I'm only a piece of shit.

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