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Whitney Avalon

Going Down the Rabbit Hole (Live) Whitney Avalon & Jonathan Hurley

10,088 views 10 months ago
Writer, Producer, Singer: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.com
Writer, Producer, Guitar:Jonathan Hurley http://jonathanhurleymusic.com
Live recording of a comedy song about internet addiction called Going Down the Rabbit Hole.

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Camera: Emmett Short
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Audio: Tahoma Hauptman
Dog: Fonzie

LYRICS
Well, it's 9 pm and I'm on the net / It's early - I'm not even tired yet / Don't have to wake up till 8 in the morning / My inbox dings: new message warning / It's a cute video / Of a newborn kitten playing in snow / I click 'related videos' and bless my soul / I'm going down the rabbit hole

Now it's midnight, I'm still sitting here / With an aching wrist and a half-numb rear / I'll get eight hours if I quit right now / Then I see a wiki article on Chairman Mao / Endless knowledge on the docket / Hey, here's the history of the Hot Pocket / I just keep a-reading and bless my soul / I'm going down the rabbit hole

I understand that logically
This information's not helping me
Don't need to search obscure hashtags
Or read all these humblebrags

Well, it's 3 am, I'm starting to yawn / still I make my way to Amazon / If I buy six cheese graters and a kindle / My bank account is gonna dwindle / Keep placing items in my cart / Then delete them all for a fresh start / I add to my wishlist and bless my soul / I'm going down the rabbit hole

Tell you true this ain't no fiction
The internet is my addiction
My own damn fault I'm glued to this screen
There's just so much I haven't seen

Oh, it's 6 am and still I stare / Sitting awkwardly in my underwear / I'll barely get any sleep at all / I have caused my own downfall / My eyes are dry, my neck's a wreck / I swear I'm gonna turn this off in just one sec / I take a peek at Facebook and bless my soul / I take a peek at Reddit and bless my soul / I take a peek at Instagram / I take a peek at eBay / and I take a peek at TV Tropes and bless my soul / I'm going down the rabbit hole Show less
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