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There is one positive thing about Kinect functionality. If your friends are dumb enough to use it, you can walk up behind them and screw with them by yelling random commands! Making someone's Vanguard charge at the wrong time would be hilarious.

Is this the most underrated REM song ever? I think it might be.

Kirk's reaction at 0:45-0:50 is the best. Perfect.

@ollapodria The song in the background is Funkadelic - One Nation Under a Groove. At least the guy has good taste in music!

Good god, what a pretentious twat. He's a "music historian" because he listened to music growing up? Right, and I was a cartoon historian at six. No excuse for acting like such a douche, it's not like the interviewer asked any questions about his acting or was anything but respectful. Thornton sh...

True, he's playing against scrubs and just stat whoring the objective games, but there's still some nice shooting in there.

@WheelchrAssassin You want to be as close to the hangar as possible when the checkpoint comes up. You can shoot them much more quickly this way, and if you aim right you can get a killinoaire (or close to it) each time.

Wow. This is epic beyond belief.

What I find amusing is this naive assumption that most of the tea partiers are really interested in libertarian ideas. Most are only interested in shrinking government in ways that affect people who aren't them (i.e. minorities, the poor, etc.). Mention welfare and they scream "socialism", but tr...

Lulz. Pretty sure the "speak American" thing is a joke, you humorless douchebags. The fact that you thought he was completely serious says more about you than it does about America.