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" Who ever coined the phrase " Let the buyer beware " was probably bleeding from the asshole. "
George Carlin
"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ~Ayn Rand~
You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.
Catcher in the rye
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one ". Quoted from Wilhelm Stekel
"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."
Benjamin Franklin
" Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on dinner. Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the result. "
Benjamin Franklin
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
Voltaire
I know many books which have bored their readers, but I know of none which has done real evil.
Voltaire
" Every generation needs a new revolution and the spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive ".
Thomas Jefferson
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
George Carlin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
"Yes I know the rules. But following them would mean conforming to society." -Elizabeth Hurst
A satire is a joke about politics. Politics is a joke for civility. - Me
There is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful, so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they better not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it." — President Woodrow Wilson
These quotes refer to the C . I . A
"In God We Trust All Others We Monitor"
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"If the intelligence community is a family, think of us as the uncle no one talks about."
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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
Bill Maher
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
Bill Maher
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
Bill Maher
Everything does not happen for a reason. Everything happens because of money, boobs, and Jack Daniels.
Brad Williams
I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it
Voltaire
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