About this user
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A person trying to become a comedian / comedy writer
Favorite quotes
"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."
Benjamin Franklin
" Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on dinner. Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the result. "
Benjamin Franklin
" Every generation needs a new revolution and the spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive ".
Thomas Jefferson
The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy.
Woodrow Wilson
Some of the biggest men in the United States, in the field of commerce and manufacture, are afraid of something. They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful, so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it.---- Woodrow Wilson
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
George Carlin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
Bill Maher
Everything does not happen for a reason. Everything happens because of money, boobs, and Jack Daniels.
Brad Williams
Hometown
Dover Delaware
Country
United States
Occupation
Self employed
Schools
NorthEast High
Interests
Writing, spending time with friends and close family