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.☻/ I took the red pill!
/▌Oops, 9/11 is still an outside job.
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"The Conspirators"--by Dr. Adequate

One bright day, in the middle of the night,
Trustworthy traitors with explosive thermite
Put bombs in the basement for top-down collapse,
Then told thousands of Jews, "keep this plan under wraps."
They publicly flaunted their secretive ways
With a twelve-hour power-down that lasted two days.
Then innocent terrorists hijacked planes (four times),
Showing us how the U.S. is guilty of war crimes.
Then bomb-laden holograms flew in their place
(By the FBI, to throw themselves off the case)
Toward four helpless targets that planes couldn't harm.
NORAD defenders stood down in alarm
Then shot down one plane and to Cleveland flew it
To fool all the networks, who already knew it.
The fire chief said "pull it" and pushed the towers down,
Into their own footprints, for blocks all around.
These pre-taped events were all shown on TV live
(Just like when O'Brien told Winston to see five!)
As part of an idiot's ingenious plan
To fight the Iraqis in Afghanistan.
But because I know nothing, they couldn't deceive me.
I only tell lies to prove you should believe me.

"If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon." ~George Aiken

The Answer to 1984 is $19.95!

Debating 9/11 Twoofers,

"The firefighters ARE paid off."
-- Jason Bermas

Definition:"Truther"
An intellectual Piñata that'll splay bullshit all over the place if you hit it with a fact.

Synonyms for "Truther": twoofer, troofer, truster, idiot, brainfried drug addict, etc...
What "new world order" means:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...)

"In the magical universe there are no coincidences and there are no accidents. Nothing happens unless someone wills it to happen." - William S. Burroughs

"You ever wonder about these militia groups? Survivalist-type kooks on the right wing side? They say they're defending the country from U.N. troops. These guys are yelling so loud, my theory is that this is a conspiracy, pal — THEY are the U.N. troops, and they're in place. The infrastructure's ready, it's a fait accompli. When the time comes, they'll just take over and we'll all be toast." - Jerry Fletcher (Mel Gibson) Conspiracy Theory

"Conspiracy theorists believe the world is run by schizophrenic shadowy organizations who - despite conspiring with millions in perfect silence - can't resist putting clues in things like major public monuments and every note of currency ever printed. -- At the last count the world was secretly being run by the Illuminati, Knights Templar, Freemasons, Trilateral commission, New World Order, Skull & Bones society, Bilderberg group, Nine Unknown Men and the ever-popular Jews. It's unknown whether they all vote on various issues or just ask Dan Brown whose turn it is each week. Conspiracy theorists honestly believe that these invisible elites have run thousands of years of history but are incapable of killing someone who lives in a basement and shouts on street corners."

Read more: Conspiracy Theories | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/funn...

Top questions for Truthers:
1. If it was an inside job, how could Ahmad Shah Massoud warn the United States.
2. Why don't, nowhere near WTC "massive", massive inside job conspiracies work in Turkey.
3. Why did truthers decide to "test" for thermite instead of explosives?
4. If 9/11 was an inside job, why do they need to lie about their non existent patsies motives.

Things, words, terms, events & concepts which Twoofers should (but don't) know- about:
Conspicuousness,
Cost-effectiveness,
Historian's fallacy,
Overkill,
Provenance,
Redundancy,
Resolution,
Factor of safety,
The attempted hijacking of FedEx 705,
The commandeering of EgyptAir 990,
The fact that the government doesn't love you,
The hijacking of Air France 8969,
The hijacking of PSA 1771,
The human factor,
I'll keep adding.

Truther Code:
1. Ignore anything at your own consideration, as necessary.
1B. Just run away.
2. When your bullshit is insufficient:
come up with a bigger pile.
3. If it makes any sense:
it can't possibly be.
4. If someone believes the "OCT", inform them that the government doesn't love them.
5. Do whatever needs to be done to hold down a job:
murder, treason, contract killing, mass murder, conspiracy, perjury, perverting the course of justice, kidnapping, mayhem, negligent homicide, obstruction of justice, etc.

The Wall of Twoof:

BlueMurder911: "-- Have you heard how the steel cross found at ground Zero was formed? Steel from two different structures melted together to form that cross. --"

Unsourced: "-- I don't believe in physics, --"

MrDoverben22: "Listen sonny, go and hop back into your bath-tub and carry on playing with your yellow rubber ducks, i pay no heed to debunkers. Good-bye and please close the door behind you...."

FreedumbFighter: "My job is to ask questions. Not answer them."

Snowman374th:"-- It's a know fact FBI or CIA housed & trained these so called pilots to fly. & the trainers said they couldn't fly."

theoperationfreedom: "-- flight 11 leaves a hole in the ground? most plane wrecks have survivors? --"

f0rumrr: "Theres a huge difference in destroying something and vaporizing it into to fine dust..... Ones caused by gravity, the other nuclear reaction."

Jelinto: "The movie "Cloverfield", reminds me of 9/11. The monster represents 9/11 truth. They try to deal with the raging beast as best they can. Towards the end of the movie, they think they've finally done away with 9/11 truth. But the Cloverfield monster, representing 9/11 truth, leaps up at the helicopter and lets everyone know that all you motherfucks are gonna deal with 9/11truth, properly. The movie ends with 9/11 truth standing triumphant, and 2 little sheeple huddled under a bridge like a couple of trolls."
9/11 Truth according to a 9/11 Truther:
http://www.hecklerspray.com...

DiabloUniverse:
"Alrighty then.... The truth movement isn't about proving anything. its about disproving the official story."

"They will say that no original copy is available when they reply to me. - There are many reasons why there is no copy -- original passenger list - a copy of the original? -- I already know that the list is not there. - there is no original passenger - original copy of the - Nobody can produce a copy of the original flight manifest -- a copy of an original passenger manifest -- copies of an original passenger manifest -- NARA:[In response, I have spoken with an archivist in the Center for Legislative Records, which handles the 9-11 Commission records, and was informed that they do not have any original flight passenger lists in those records.] -- original copies -- There is no copy of an original passenger manifest."

Lets also mention the fact that Steven Jones always starts laughing when he starts talking shit.

Jason Bermas:"The firefighters ARE PAID OFF!"

9/11 Правда - War on Reading Comprehension:
Cayus09, when asked to show government agents participate in the attacks he sends a picture of people cleaning up the Pentagon lawn.

f0rumrr, truther, in response to me stating I'd like to write a Truther book to profit off truthers: "I know you want to write a book, and i want to see it so i can laugh my ass off. The level of ignorace your going to need to attain will be quite amazing."

FIGHT1FOR2CHANGE3: "lolol well he was right and it was reported, all these temps you listed and admit are well above the 600 degress that is explainable in the official story, why all the different numbers? nasa thermal imaging should be easily read and understood."
I wonder if picture cards will do.

* These are from 'WeAreChallenged'

odetoinsolence, "You are constantly saying, 'evidence' & 'facts,' yet it is the absence of this very criteria which has led to the growth & expansion of the Truth movement."

c1ph4,"[Zeitgeist] is one of the best alternative independent documentations you will ever see. even when 100% of the information therein would be a lie, you would still find a lot of truth in it."

imstellar28, "All properly designed building implosions fall faster than gravity because they are 'pulled' downward by vacuum. You don't think things can fall faster than gravity? Throw a ball into the ground."

mcpahman: "quote me where I said conspiracists use evidence."

* No:1 I speak a few languages:
Finnish
English
Minimal Russian.