WeaponsGradeMarmite's channel

Some people appear to have no idea how to join a major road using a slip road.

My suspicions of an impending show of poor driving were aroused by t...

A while back a few people suggested I made a 'Come to Fleet' film, and since then I've noticed I've had many a video view from the search, 'come to...

Any title ideas for this video?

I did think, 'gardening with g4rdenspoon', or 'gardening for idiots'. Got any better ideas?

Open up the shed and ...

The worst job interview ever.

Job interview FAIL!

How to NOT get a job... What should I really call this?

Anyway, I really enjoyed scripting thi...

I saw two girls having a fight, one kicked the other right in the bollocks. It was brilliant, there were tits all over the place, proper punching, ...

My Discovery 3 being recovered from it's watery demise.

It got carried downstream by an exceptional and unexpectedly strong current while fording ...

My cat likes to follow my finger, so I made a song up - it's pretty catchy - I'm still singing it.

Hey little kitty, follow my finger, follow my ...

Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/g4rde...

How to make an omelette

Bored with eating nothing but cheese sandwiches? Then here's how to make an o...

Here's the background picture I made: http://www.buzzfeed.com/g4r...

Twitter: http://twitter...

psycho dog

For many, dealing with people every day can become very stressful, all you want to do is have an easy life but someone always wants something from ...

from the 'Disco3.co.uk'' forum discotres wanted to pass on experience of 12,000,000 hot spicy sauce; so I volunteered to test.

Part 4 of my rather unusual futurology series.

In this video I make some predictions about television in 100 years from now (2111).

There will be...

More bad driving caught on camera.

In my previous film posted a couple of years back http://www.youtube.com/watc... I tried to offer ...

Buying a used car, tips.

1. Always view your potential motor in the daytime, that way you can see if the car has been upside-down in a ditch easie...

HI, my name is Jason Miliband, and these tips will guarantee success with hot girls.

As anyone will tell you, women are all over me like elbow-sk...

Staffie song

This is my Staffie dog called Nogin, her original name was Poppy, but she is also known as, Moo-dog, Noodles, Noggie, Moodles and com...

Yes, we scripted this!!!

For anyone planning a visit to Britain, here is a rough guide to the north/south divide. It should be too difficult to d...

Have you ever wondered what's the strongest - an egg, or a guitar string under high tension? I didn't until recently.

I slackened off the treble ...

This is a 1971 Atkinson 'Silver Knight' timber crane. It spent most of it's working life as a tractor unit pulling trailers loaded with bricks and ...

Another 'come to...' video. The PaintYourTownSHIT channel will be getting closed soon, after all the videos have been transfered here and gained ...

So many people have asked for me to do a video for Aldershot, having seen the 'come to Farnborough' video on the gardenspoon channel. So I had just...

I've just heard on the news that Staines is going to be re-named ... I wonder why.

We've been told that this is a bit of an old joke, but whatever...

A rare documentary film about manufacuring of Delta Gun Color CRT television tube manufacturing in the '60. It Shows detailed and particulary part...

I made this video a while back before I had this channel, I have decided to remove it from there so I can make a little cash with AddSense.

Come...

Another 'come to...' video. The PaintYourTownSHIT channel will be getting closed soon, after all the videos have been transfered here and gained p...

A very short video of a failed project with a Rover 416. I bought the car as the head-gasket had failed, but once the engine was stripped we found ...

Hello,

It's time for a re-load of a video from the old channel. If you've never seen Morris before be prepared for an ear-bashing...

Morris is ba...

Educating the angry

Possibly the oddest idea I've ever had ... a made up technique to teach anyone obsessed with anger the alphabet. Suitable for ...

Maybe I should call this 'breaking 10 records in 2 minutes' instead, maybe not.

Got yourself a nice vinyl collection?

Here's how to keep them lik...

I made this video for the original gardenspoon channel nearly 3 years ago - long before those damned Twilight films... I am uploading here because...

Alternative uses for a TV set.

Feed your imagination by taking your television for a walk, like a dog it will happily go everywhere with you, but ...

How to drive like a pensioner.

Old gits, I mean pensioners get cheap car insurance, here's why.

Pensioners never stall a car - 50 years of drivin...

Okay, he doesn't, to be honest I've never even heard the song, but I bet it's no better than the one he this infant is singing...

As I'd been sin...

Another sarcastic video, featuring g4rdenspoon's dad! Health and safety is already bonkers, so the advice offered in this video may not be too far ...

This song is called, 'Talk to the cow', sing along.

Is this the worst song ever written, it is an earworm, as you'll see, I woke up and spent all ...

I HAVE MOVED THIS VIDEO TO MY OTHER CHANNEL. http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Come to Farnborough

Ever wanted to live in a town that is...

You had better believe he was angry, if you had only seen the look in that horses eyes! Pure anger, I pity the man who eventually had to untie him...

Don't have a shave...

There's nothing like a good clean shave to make a man presentable, but don't have a shave while taking your driving test -- ...

A silly idea, but it amused me.

Probably the worst version of Yakety Axe you'll ever hear, or maybe the best - that's up to you

OK, start the tr...

How to make the ultimate cheese sandwich.

If you're feeling peckish, why bother going to all the effort of making a meal, when anyone (within reas...

Disco3Club event at Buckby, Northants in April 2011

Stebel Magnums on a Disco3

Hello,

I am continuing a project I started nearly two years ago, namely 'Pictures of England', I shall be writing some more for this as I'd like t...

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Brand new 2MW Cat Generator for the main hospital at my former workplace. We had a contracto...