WarHawk9094

well it all started 89 years ago when a dragon baby from jupiter mixed a bear, a man, a pig, some sticks, and a pile of sh**. It came out to be an abomination and it impregnated itself on accident, and thus i was born! The scientist who created me intended for me to be his slave in various ways but i said no so i ripped off his nose and ran away. I should have also mentioned that i had a fetus attached to my face so i ripped it off.i grew up in mississippi playin banjo with my friend from deliverance, then i didn't like him do i threw him off a cliff but he lived. then i ventured across the country, looking for a home, and eventually, 89 years later i settled in an underground cave and found a laptop in there, and i spend my whole life eating badgers, squirrels, going on youtube, and staying away from man. :) just kidding, it's all fake, gotcha!

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