WahlECoyote's channel

Cyborgs with Tourette's.

There are only 2 shuffle videos that are magical... maybe hypnotic. This is one of them.

@stickmaker10111 Don't be an idiot. If you think that a joke like I made (which is top comment) is hate than you need a tuneup. Why is it that 'hater' is the new catchphrase for everyone not bright enough to come up with something intelligent? Also, don't whine about someone's joke and then call ...

EDC must do sumthg to ppl 2 make them think its a gud idea to hold the camera sideways.

@GordonNoonga "What is your point?" Glad you asked. My point is that you are an ignorant, pathetic dogshit of a moron. You make that clear every time you type. Hope I cleared it up.

Best is 0:28 when she has the attack.

@worldsacrap "Fail.... just like ur life !!!"

Oh great philosopher.... Is that really the most intelligent thing you could think of??

(Why the fuck do the biggest morons on the planet think they hold the key to the universe)? I struggle with that one.

153 ppl don't know how they wound up here.

@wrb2002bugeye How bout let me school you on something 'bro' . Just cuz you decide something doesn't make it true. I can't remember what day in 1989 when they turned all the overweight American muscle crap into sports cars. Your statement was arguably the most idiotic thing I ever read. Oh & plz ...

So gay.... and at such a young age.... This is why I pay school taxes???

I love the way it takes like 4 seconds to rev it to maybe 4500 RPMs. It just barely has the strength to turn the flywheel, even with the race-proven skunk-butt exhaust.

Is she like a happy smiling human fly-swatter robot??

Why do so many people think they have to make and post videos because the world needs to see them?

Handsome young man

@Learnthethingsido Oh yeah? Then how did he get it out of the block? Learn to think. It'll save your life someday.

@ ZamolxisReborn

Since when is my reply "No. If you can't get laid anywhere it ain't gonna happen in a Lotus." considered spam. Don't flag it again, douchemonkey.

"Slammed" Isn't that cute. A special word for when the gay wads take a torch to the springs. Like "bro" but different meaning.

Bet you get a lot of girls with that thing.

@Jerbod2 "Dude I thought you would find like a bomb or something!"

Yeah I wish he found a bomb too. Pathetic tool. "Done put a scratch right acrost it." I done reckon he's the highest tech hillbilly in the holler.

Sell your camera and your computer you pathetic tool. No one likes you. No one.

You have made a Belgian waffle :)

4 pixels times 2 frames per second. Where did you find a hard drive big enough to hold this?

@N3CROKiLLA33 "yea.. im sure. "

Classic.

@wotanzorz "You aren't impressed with Imprezzas because there is no such car...."

Thanks. You forgot to correct me on my improper use of the car name "Supra Dupra" you moron.

@bassline123456789 "naw my vette and stang"

Vette {Schwinn) & Stang {wii skateboard game}

It's a Cobalt. Calling it a "Special Edition" is like putting mustard on a hot dog and calling it "One of a Kind".

@dalihendrix Doll meat = Virginie Ledoyen. She's French and a very hot tamale in this flick.

@Holmesy278 Woooooaaaaahhhh. Back off Lucy. (This is just the kind of thing I'm afraid of on Youtube)

@90camryV6 "people don't read descriptions; they assume and judge  "

There are 60 million people on Youtube who think they are important enough for the whole world to not only watch their lame videos but also read the descriptions. That is neither an assumption nor a judgment.

Please consider renaming this video to "I AM A DOUCHE AND I HAVE A CAMERA". Thank you in advance.

The best thing about this crash is that it happens so slow that the driver had time to write a report about how he intended to correct then execute it. Truly belongs in Formula 1.

@codypayne "So where's the high powered car?"

I think it's very small cuz I can't see it either.

No wonder the Chinese are beating us.

Get the f%^$k out of here, you pesky battery.

@zx9mic "you slant eyed gook! while you're knee deep in a rice paddy ...."

Didn't you say your wife is Asian??? I hope she escapes and finds her way to a womens shelter.