This is soooooo true................ my wife exhibited almost all of these signs for several months & it was only when I open my eyes that I realised she was probably having an affair. Searching her cellphone for txt's confirmed it all !!!.
I bought the Sony SX53 & with so much telescopic noise I was told that it was due to the small design, with the microphone being too close to the lens............................. what a pathetic camera!
After 5 minutes of use I packed mine back into the box & took it back because the zoom makes a noise which can be heard ............. just like the recording on this vid.
I used to race at this club over 20 years ago.............. things have kinda got a bit faster since then!!!