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@johnlord1722 That is the lamest joke i have ever heard... and its not even original...

If someone remembers to do a Chuck Norris dragon mod in Skyrim...

Player will die even before they manage to wake up in the carriage.

No... not that! Chuck Norris would be defeated and sent back in time!

Why does he always seems to manage to hurt his leg when he's scared?!?!

@Bf3andCrysisFanXXx

there is a problem with the lyrics:

You know Chuck Norris borrowed the lyrics to MCHammer.

@NJT97 Noooo, that yoda

When they are scared,

Some people scream

Some people run

Some people press pause

I smash my mouse to the table

...But THIS GUY SINGS!!!!

U ARE MY HERO! LALALALALALALA

@MrLagvag Dont you Know !?!?!?!?

Its were everyone else buys their recording potatoes!

SPREAD THIS SO PEOPLE UNDERSTAND!!

those awesome killing animations have nothing to do with daggers, hand or rolls. what matters to do s "STEALTH KILL" anymation is that you are in sneak, in range of the target and that you are able to kill your target with just one strike.

eg: attack power 20 ...

1:19

Guy ahead: LEEEEROOY JENKINS!

Double speed!

i want the bard in solitude to sing like this!!

also, the fus ro dah to be like in the trailer!

1:01

Why they fighting on the north pole?!?!?!

0:20

LIKE. A . BOSS

@Czechu000 Making a awesome comment that turns into a meme: Very HArd

Making a Popular comment: Hard

Making a comment getting Lots of replies: Medium

Copying a meme: Easy

Totally copy a comment and change a word: U did It

im with the kid at 0:41 basically everithing what he says

Why skyrim rulez:

You are a Badass Chosen one to save the earth

You can send people flying, burn them, freeze them, slow doen time and call a dragon just by shouting (many more)

You are what you want so you cant be doing anything wrong

Its a fucking huge game, supported by one of the best com...

@solonaviavenger Thanks, but anyway any analogy that basically says that youtube is a place where sugestions or the "driving system" is a trainwreck is also worth mentioning

To fight this horde is impossible!

U.S ARMY!?!? WHY U NO DO ANYTHING WRIGHT!?!?!??!

@hande7 This is the real translation to english!:

Dragonborn Dragonborn

By his honor is sworn

To keep evil forever at bay

And the fiercest foes rout

When they hear triumph’s shout

Dragonborn for your blessing we pray

And the scrolls have foretold

Of black wings in the cold

That when brothers w...

Skyrim was made by God?

I didint knew he was a programmer...

SOooo that how me made the world in 7 days... Gess that the flood was like a patch.

Hope he never rememers about the recicling bin.

dont matter what we do...

Japan comes behind us to make something better.

@FlyingDwarfzz You are not alone my friend...

WTF is wrong??!?! I wanted to compare skyrim to oblivion and what the hell does this havs to do with anime?

Holy crap, i think you could kill someone just by stabbing them with the ammo...

Im not Italian and i recognize Italy is a nice country...

Ill give you that, the trafic is horrible, speacially in Napoli. Having a car there? I think it should be needed a stuntsman license XD.

SHUT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE!!

I CAME HERE TO LISTEN THE ANTHEM IF U WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT POLITS AND ECONOMY GO SOMEWERE ELSE!

THIS IS YOUTUBE; NOT MSN FOR CHRISTS SAKE!

What the fuck people!?!?!?

LOOK AT THE DISLIKE BAR!

Arent u ashamed!?!?!?!

IT SHOULD BE BIGGER!

@RainbowKitten24

WHY WOULD U DO THAT!!!!?!?!?!??!

THEY DESERVE TO BE BURIED ALIVE!

1.02 Its what you want

KEEP PRESSING 8!!!

Seems the zombies took a little vacation...

imma buying a new computer and i hope it can run this game and bf3 (its the best i could afford): by 500 euros

3,1Ghz i3 processor

6GB ram

1TB HDD

ATi 5450 1 gb ded.

While we are here smashing pc's, cars, cellphones, there people around that dont even have medicine.

Shame that we cant get a real performance just by seing gameplays...

Recorders normally chop down half of the Fps.

Will i be able to run this and skyrim on this pc?

Intel Core i3-2100 3, 1Ghz

4GB RAM

ATi radeon 5450 1gb ded.

Win 7 HP 64 bits.

You're walking throught the woods...

In a peacefull and relaxing day...

as you look to the side...

You see a clown chasing a Big baby with a confetti gun

WTF!

WAit wait wait... 1:59

After tuesday its friday?

BRING IN THE AA FIRE!!!

FLAKS, AA's, SAMS, FIGHTERS, NUKES, THE WHOLE DEAL!!!

THE UNIVERSE IS IN DANGER!!! ITS OUR DUTY TO SAVE IT!

@drew00998 better than spending it at school