Vincent, the magnificent

I am 3 feet 6" tall and weigh 91 lbs. I have flaming red hair and am a master of unarmed combat and edged weapons. I have been married eleven times and have 18 children and 21 grandchildren. I have advanced degrees in Ebonics and am a freelance Gynecologist. I am a well known Psychic and give a pretty good painless Brazilian wax job. I have two pet Gila Monsters,Jackson & Sharpton. I own and operate a nudist resort high in the Appalachia Mountains and I'm a crack shot. My politics lean towards any Politician who gives handouts,rebates,free cheese,and won't draft dwarfs. Thank You.

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