About this user
I am cowardly at times, corny, weak to hot and/or pretty girls, dislike anything HARD, my cousin is XNavy97X, and I'm SINGLE!! Oh, and I'm a frickin' vampire, baby, yeah (so don't bug me too much)! Oh, and I have a crazy HOT girlfriend!!!!!! I'm not single anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome all.
Except Obi-Wan Kenobi, age Episode III
Or Hillary Clinton.
Or Satan.
Or the idiot who I nicknamed "Heatbrat."
Or that douche Carlos Aguilard.
Or mikesthe"sucking"man.
Or JACKSTHE"COCK"909.
I got back with my hot ex, Maritza!! Love her forever! She dances sexy, too!!
Age
48
Hometown
Resident's Row
Country
United States
Occupation
Decepticon, Autobot, Superhero
Companies
Various fictional companies.
Interests
Cartoons, hot girls, kicking bad guy ass!!! Can't get enough of Selena Gomez!!!