VelvetElk's channel

@Mastroff0wupa0nigga - What was that? All I read was ''oink, oink, oink.''

@PinkPearl691 - You again? Wow, you really have nothing better to do, huh? Other women groom theirs differently. Deal with it. I bathe regularly, might I add. Maybe someday you'll learn to think for yourself, and take a look at the actual meaning behind the play, instead of bleating out your h...

Muslims threatened Jessica Ahlquist over a Christian prayer banner displayed in her school!

Oh, and I had the pleasure of reading a nice little Christian Fatwa on the Fox News facebook page over the removal of the Ground Zero cross memorial.

Spare me. There is no such thing as a peaceful relig...

Ms. Schultz, correct again.

I need to kidnap this beautiful, musical creature.

He's actually pretty good.

@Alexander140495 - Yeah, I was actually about to post about that! Actually, since it's so quick, best to hit 0:28 or 0:29...My guess, it's Aurbach.

@MsLongrod - Well, then, let's hope you or yours never get terminally ill.

The only thing to say about Mr. Gingrich is that he is mentally UNFIT to hold office. Look up Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He fits the profile PERFECTLY.

ONE OF THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE BILL OF RIGHTS WAS WRITTEN ON HEMP PAPER.

Scrooge McASSHOLE.

BANJO GODDESS!

Oh my god...These auditions are so much better than the ones of talented singers.

Did she win?

Final question...How do I keep the hoop at my chest once I get it there? Must I continue the squirming, and if so, would I be able to get that flow you see in hoop dance?

I was about 20 - 30 feet away from you during this!

This is just horrible. What nightmarish procedures.

I'd let a child of mine watch this before 99% of ANY other programming. That's why I'm here. I actually wanted to LEARN about this! Intersexed people aren't ''deformed," this woman is obviously beautiful...What I find most distasteful are the GENDER ROLES society enforces.

Ok, folks, I think the real point here is...God is a deadbeat. Who the fuck keeps their faith in a creator who abandons a child this way?

Props for keeping a copy of ''House of Leaves'' on the shelf.

@LuVSJamie - Are you retarded?

Don't be sad.

You actually look WAY prettier here than on a normal video.

Inner ugliness rots from the inside out, I guess.

I just watched a series of vids from a woman forced to clip her cheeks back with fucking clothespins, thanks to a botched facelift leaving her with an inability to breathe....

Eve Ensler is fantastic.

You may not be straight, but I am bisexual, so let's make it official! I love you so. And I'm highly envious of your complexion.

@Kingkriptor4084 - Well, you got your wish. She's exercising her right to free speech...Didn't you just say you fought for that?

I am so fucking ashamed of my country.

I'm quite bored, can't sleep, and thought I'd look for an interview of her....not finding one, but oh, well. I remember LOVING her parents' bands, but though I don't ever listen to either anymore, and moved on to a different interest in sound..............................................I'm than...

@DarrelfromZeeland - You're a great spokesman.

Holy shit.

<3

No.

What a beautiful song, from an incredible singer.

Phish does not suck. Trying to dance to Phish in stadium seating sucks.

Michael Savage is a desperately closeted homosexual.

@eojindc - Much, much agreed. One thing I love to search on YT is accoustic renditions of songs originally written at an upbeat tempo and/or with a more electric-based flavor, and the accoustic versions are almost always far superior. The first time I heard this track, I was utterly blown away.

I really love their huge Sonic Youth influence coupled with the classic 60s pop feel...Good stuff. <3

Don't smoke pot...Even when you're in desperate need of relief from the debilitating symptoms of diabetes, which results in subsisting on nothing but pizza!!!

This video actually makes drug use more appealing. I wonder if whomever filmed it was aming for that...

Holy shit!! THAT'S why we never found those WMDs Saddam was stashing...Bush forgot to tell the troops to check for FARMING EQUIPMENT!!! We've gotta stay! That'll justify EVERYTHING!!!

@SingJiya - I'm sorry to read that your self-esteem is so low that you cave to an urge to randomly insult others simply based on THEIR appearance. I especially love how you provoked mmbree123 into retaliation, then turned around to scoff at her readiness to respond to the asinine statement you b...

Beautiful.

Christians wishing that an entire group of people would leave the country?

Meh...That whole ''love thy neighbor'' was probably some of the wishy-washy Liberal bias Conservapedia discovered.