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VegetarianChick1 liked a video
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My first attempt at putting together a music video on my own. I just had...
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My first attempt at putting together a music video on my own. I just had fun with it and shot on the fly as I had ideas. Here's what I came up with.
Lyrics, Vocals, & Video by Jaiz
http://jaizmusic.com
Beat by Snypod
http://snypod.com
Lyrics
I'm that guy on the internet ya love to hate
Like a fat woman hates a scale when their weight flucuates
Watch me take a million pics doin' the same damn pose
Till I mastered the art of lookin' like Zoolander yo
Sny do ya like my myspace default pic?
"Well I hate the way ya pucker up your lips man ya look like shit"
Hey man that's my pose for the ladies
Besides I try to look good but my DNA hates me
Ya know I think photoshop hates me too
When I load it it says Adobe Photoshop CS You
Are fugly I'm like you don't wanna diss
You don't wanna beef don't make me uninstall you bitch
And that goes for anybody that be up on myspace
You don't like my ugly face ya won't be on my top 8
Now I need more exposure I can't lie on the shelf
I'll be back I gotta go and promote myself
(Chorus)
I'm an attention whore taking pictures when I'm bored
What do you think my thousands of friends are for?
Making you pissed like old chicks with menopause
So attention craved at funerals I'm jealous of fhe corpse
I'm an attention whore yea homey I admit it
Every minute that you're pickin' to be skimmin' through my pictures I am
winning
While ya claim to hate people like me
And when I don't respond ya take the time to go and repeat
The same process sending message after message
Thinking that you are surpressing me but look who's feeling tension
Cause your not gettin' any attention it's so depressin' ain't it?
Like a dude who's drunk hooking up with a girl that's related
Well unless your livin' in the south
On halloween I'm Chris Brown and punch a bitch in the mouth
Just to be the one you're talking about that same day
And if ya don't take notice I'll tan until I have a shade
Dark enough for me to get a gaze from the KKK
Put some glitter on my face and tell em' that my last name
Has a jewel in it just to have the triple threat
Makin' em wanna see me dead like Jennifer Lyn Jackson
(Chorus)
I'm an attention whore taking pictures when I'm bored
What do you think my thousands of friends are for?
Making you pissed like old chicks with menopause
So attention craved at funerals I'm jealous of fhe corpse
Haters say I need to go and slit my wrist
It doesn't make sense like women bleeding for a week yet still they
live
I bet half the people that are listening
Telling me that I am the shit are just bobbing their head
And never heard a word I said just like the flow I spit
But it really doesn't matter as long as you notice me
And how can't you just look at my adam's apple/
Looking like my neck just swallowed up a pack of viagra
Chicks see it and they wanna use it as a dildo
So it's gotten more ass than my willy ever will know
So if you ever see me talking up on Dr. Phil
It's probably only cause the man caught me strangling myself
And I had to pick between his show or a mental ward
If ya think that's bad ya never seen me on the 4th
Of July when I try to make myself a firework son
Why would do I that? Well duh it's because
(Chorus)
I'm an attention whore taking pictures when I'm bored
What do you think my thousands of friends are for?
Making you pissed like old chicks with menopause
So attention craved at funerals I'm jealous of fhe corpse
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VegetarianChick1 liked a video
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Music video by "Weird Al" Yankovic performing Polka Face. (C) ...
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Music video by "Weird Al" Yankovic performing Polka Face. (C) 2011 Volcano Entertainment III, LLC, a unit of Sony Music Entertainment
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"Thumbs up If this makes you want to go to Vegas!"
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"oh gosh that looks soooooooo gooood! yum!"
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