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When you give a speech that awesome, your name is no longer "Peter Weyland".

It becomes "Wolfpunch McBeerpenis".

Mark Fuhrman for president!

This man can lead the country to the promised land! Free at last! By any means necessary!

Mark, I respect you.

Art critics are all the same. Talentless chickenshits who have neither the talent nor drive to create anything memorable.

The same sniveling maggots who fellate every iteration of CoD will complain in the same breath that gaming isn't innovative enough. Reviews like this one above are a large ...

Listen up old guys. If this is what it took to land a babe in your days, you had it good.

These days, a performance like this says "Please kick my ass".

They call her V Nasty because her cunt smells like an outhouse on a tuna boat mixed with vinegar and rotten mustard.

Oakland should be fucking nuked for producing this musical troll.

This, fellas, is why you avoid chicks with plastic surgery. No exceptions. I once dated a Japanese girl who was very much into this stuff. She looked good 6 years ago, but today looks like a genetic experiment gone wrong.

And ladies, don't do this to yourselves. Most of us men love you the w...

Honestly, you almost have to feel sorry for him. All that anger he spews each day; it's pretty clear where it comes from.

This is a man who hates himself.

Listening to George speak is like having someone open a window to some fresh air after your asshole roommate just ripped a tacofart.

RIP George. We all love you and miss you.

"Lucas: The Epilogue" - Lucas goes on to found a biotech firm in 1990 with a market cap of 76 billion $. Spending his time between his estates in Hawaii and Switzerland, Lucas receives a fateful email from his long lost love Maggie. She tearfully explains how horrible her life is in the trailer...

No lie. I saw the Doobies perform in 97. The average age of the concert goer there had to be 50.

Yet when the boys took the stage, the smell of chronic weed was as strong as a Cypress Hill show. Doobie Brothers forever!

The absolutely hilarious thing about this clip is how visibly contemptuous Hitch is of the two monkeys hosting this show. Before Alan Colmes can even open his mouth, Hitch is scowling into the camera with a look that could melt glaciers.

I think we know why our beloved Hitch wasn't a regular on...

Say what you want about Boosie but he and his boys know how to have a good fuckin time!!'

Even if you've never done E, I'm sure you've been so fucked up at one point that shit just went totally sideways. That's what this tune's about.

I'm blacker than a mutherfucker and I'll tell you that me n my boys laugh our asses off at this shit every time. You whitefolks need to chill the fuck out. QT gets a pass on this shit before ANYONE. Believe.

First time I heard this track I practically shit myself from laughing. Eazy was the funniest motherfucker to ever do this music.

Tyson/Popinski 2012

They'll fuck the economy till it loves us!

Come on..we've all been there folks. You overdo it at the All You Can Eat Enchilada buffet, and 15 minutes later, your ass is ready to erupt like Mt Vesuvius. Let this video be a lesson to us all that even megacelebs like Demi get irritable bowels from bad Mexican food.

Just know, though. The Matazetas group is supported (and probably financed) by another cartel. Whether or not this is an issue for you is for you to decide. Understand that if Anonymous does have sensitive information re: the Zeta Cartel, people will use that information to exact some heavy vi...

30 years of being the most repulsive troll in porn. Jesus this guy is creepy.

When push comes to shove, squares like Sullivan never see the big picture when it comes to art.

Ask your average 16 year old if he knows about The Doors. 9/10 will say "yes".

Ask the same 16 year old if he knows about Ed Sullivan, and you'd be lucky to find 1/10 who do.

Art's defiant spirit...

American film on an American website.

Post it in English next time fucktard.

I really hope his fist is OK.

Look I'm not a Danzig fan at all. The guy has always seemed like a grade A shitbag so seeing him get smacked around is just as funny for me as it is for you. But listen to the exchange of words.

Danzig: "We we went on exactly when we were supposed to."

Danny: "You couldn't push it back a litt...

I don't give a flying fuck what any of you knuckledragging retards think. This has got to be the single weakest beat ever to be shit out of someone's laptop. Total amateur hour garbage. Hey "Kreayshawn", tell your 'producer' to fix and/or learn how to use his compressor; I've heard tin cans wi...

All gay fans of Lil Boosie stand up! Show the world that just because Boosie is gay, it doesn't mean he can't go hard.

GAY PRIDE WORLDWIDE! FREE BOOSIE!

Let's be clear here fellas. Straightjacket is not a person; he's a goddamn animal. There is no reasoning with a fucker like that. When you watch other fights you can tell that the guys involved just like winning; the same way you enjoy winning at poker. A psychopath like Straightjacket genuinely ...

Serious question Rhett. Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay? Vero is a conservative town so when you need some man-love do you go cruising for gloryholes in Fort Pierce? Keep up the good work.

Thumbs up if this video gave you herpes too!!!!!!!