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BPB UranusToInsultAlien 220 views A little ditty about the joys of butt plugs...uranian midi guitar has different tuning to earth instruments, so ignore the fingering technique.
Dong-Key-Dong UranusToInsultAlien 112 views Yes, acorn and grass decorations, combined with thick legs make for some interesting combinations!
Goo-Creature UranusToInsultAlien 66 views Uranian lower order primate, with 4 arms, designed for groping and waist-grabbing, one goo-depositor with eye-stalks, and so on...this creature is built to probe!
UTIAallnightlong UranusToInsultAlien 201 views ***NOTE this one will display in higher quality, if you select the option below the vid!:-D*** Come with UTIA on an all night bender, witness the rhythmic display of flesh...
Sh!tfacedUTIA UranusToInsultAlien 286 views ***NOTE this one will display in higher quality, if you select the option below the vid!:-D*** Take one UTIA, steep in lager and wine, and stir in some Electronic Body Mus...
U-RANUS Test Signal UranusToInsultAlien 113 views First broadcast 30 years ago...the test signal for the launch of video streaming site 'U-Ranus' has finally reached planet Earth...who would like to bet that YouTube stole ...
Project25thAMsX transmission UranusToInsultAlien 184 views Agent Smith's report: Last Intercepted Transmission from the Uranian Core, 1st May 2008... since then, UTIA's capsule has been spotted crashing to earth on Antarctica.....
UTIA's Inp-Devs UranusToInsultAlien 142 views How we pimp our computers on Uranus...Uranian engineering in dah house..jaaa!
Happy2019bangs! UranusToInsultAlien 164 views Oops, sorry wrong time. Happy 2008!!! I think someone yells 'liftoff' at the end, so hopefully this year will do so!
MuchoMuchoLoveO2008! UranusToInsultAlien 265 views Happy Nu-Year friends!!! All the very best from the Uranus Commander!

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UranusToInsultAlien

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Apr 22, 2007

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Apr 22, 2007

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My job is to develop closer interplanetary relations between URANUS and EARTH, until we initiate the destruction of your worthless blue rock.
Until such time, we will utilise your pathetic human technology so as not to waste our resources.
We had a version of YouTube while you humans were only just discovering how to extract mangoo.
Now you shall know the difference that thousands of years of evolution makes...
We shall continue to post our communications until your planet is destroyed...which isn't long now!
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UranusToInsultAlien | January 20, 2008
and also Unseen's car has heated butt-plugs instead of a cigarette lighter, and vibrating seatpads to attach them to!!!
Sorry Unseen, but I don't think pimp my ride can do much to improve on what you have, except to add a bit of silicone round your exhaust pipe...you know, to stop all the chafing!

BALLY...DON'T buy a used car from unseen, coz it means...'USED' ;-)

Bally2x4 | January 20, 2008
Oh hell no! I dont think i will ever look at a 'Used' car the same haha

Hey, whats that stuff on the gear stick.....ughh
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***UPDATE***
We are reconsidering this, expect a review at a later date until we learn more about your culture and hot chicks
***UPDATE 2***
Following a most excellent reception by a select group of humans, a wonderful rapport has been established...
I shall be staying on planet Earth and making it my home, as I have now made what the humans call 'friends'...
Similar to what we call on Uranus 'Class 1 Homies' except a bit different...you see these humans display qualities known as kindness, love and, well...they have displayed great humanity to this Uranian...Consider the destruction of Earth cancelled!
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"Astrologically modern interpretations associate Uranus with the principles of genius, individuality, new and unconventional ideas, discoveries, electricity, inventions, and the beginnings of the industrial revolution.

Uranus governs societies, clubs and any group dedicated to humanitarian or progressive ideals.

Historically it was associated with the principles of the Enlightenment and radical political ideas of equality and freedom, among other things.

Around the period of its discovery in 1781, the idea of democracy and the human rights was prevalent, with the breakaway of the American colonies from England and a few years later in 1789, the French revolution.

In art and literature, the discovery of Uranus coincided with the Romantic movement, which emphasised individuality and freedom of expression.

In medicine Uranus is believed to be particularly associated with the sympathetic nervous system, mental disorders, breakdowns and hysteria, spasms and cramps.

Uranus is considered by modern astrologers to be co-ruler of the 11th house with Saturn."
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BossPorkChops| May 24, 2008 (Block User)
Pack your bags buddy,We or Us aliens will all meet soon and get cash and prize's !

You will get a top job at her show doing video's for the show,Starting pay 4 gillionteen dollars and 72 fifty cents.

You will have Miss x be your top sexy terry for you and you both will have limo to and from work.

Will will get the lockness monster to fly first class with you so and will give you a free 9475 gallon fish tank with magnet force field 7 times west degress

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Hometown

Planet Core Area 88

Country

United Kingdom

Occupation

Ambassador, Captain of URANUS drilling team, President of InterSpecies relations, URANUS submarine commander, Field Marshall to the commandos of URANUS, Last King of Scotland, Mangoo Michelin Star holder

Schools

URANUS TEMPLE OF LEARNING

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***Custard Runner*** Remember, dead stars still burn! We see their light shining bright, across the horizon twinkling still, in our gaze their life returns! Light pollution from artificial sources, Block our cloudy view from the true muses, Song, Practice and memory... Lasting for eternity... Sound of plates shifting through the valley, Epic legends carved into the mountains, ice age scars Pangea has been blown to pieces... Terra tilts on her axis, opposite mars, Cosmic cycle, flows like custard through a trifle, Custard is non Newtonian, impact resistor, Run across its surface, rapid like an ak-rifle, But slow down your steps, and it will absorb you, Don't stand still in the custard, but run right through!

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