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With the cliffhanging ending in the book, there was only one plant that called out to Margret saying it was her real dad. Here it's just a bunch of Alice in Wonderland flower rejects talking at once, which pretty much kills all moods of suspense that might have carried over

Okay, I dont' know if this problem is the same one as everyone else, but still: I discovered and used the lift at mzinchaleft, and what follows is this wierd bug in which I'll go about my business, then suddenly I hear the sound the lift makes when you activate it, and no matter what I do, I get ...

@studiousstoner Obviously those now 195 people are not virgins

I fucking hate Krosis with every fiber of my being!

-(shudder)- Mike and the bots were trying the Haruhi stare

@Deat401 Besides, Jeff even says that his concept of Achmed was not to be racist to Muslims, but people who are 'terrorists'.

So hard to believe that the voice actress for Sakuya there is the same one for Kagami Hiiragi!

@DontPokeMyKookie He looks legitimately wasted!

@steelersfan826 Ha ha! I love a challenge!

I was watching the intro scene to this and I was thinking "Is anyone on Pleasure Island even aware that freaking USHER is right there?! I mean seriously, I don't think their even stopping once to even LISTEN to him!"

Ah Sumi-chan, you will always be a young boy at heart!

@Irishgirl13alex (Spoiler) well technically the most he's suffered is having his back literally ripped off and being propelled through two separate windshields (buckle up!) Now compared to what happened to the other people in that trap, he has more of a chance of being alive

Well, there you have it as this video proves: Kristen Stewart IS Bella!

HOLY SHIT! That's SHIZUMA right there at 21:21 in the audience! My opinion for this review just SKYROCKETED from finding Strawberry Panic here!!!!

Is it unusual at all that I'm watching this review more often than the Bum Review?

@GroddGuerrilla I don't know, we didn't really expect Hoffman to survive his Reverse Bear Trap V2

@LPSwimmer2011 Because we knew Ben Franklin's death in real life was inevitable, but when Billy Mays suddenly died, we were all shocked

People, make this comment be heard: Zeus vs Sheogorath!!!

Even the announcer knew there was no contest

@05290066 I don't know why, but that always reminds me of that girl fawn from Bambi (forgot her name)

Dude it's called Hentai, I know you probably wouldn't watch it very much but that doesn't mean you should disconnect yourelf from knowing what it is or what it's called

Hey! I thought the Critic used up all the Ghostbusters clips!

@ashtray0belief Know that you are not alone, my friend. I also 'sweat' that there is so much passion I can exert into something about this series, also included are these new epic songs

Amen to the fact that MST3K will never die!

Oh well, can't wait for your riffing of Breaking Wind- I mean Breaking Dawn!

@Simpsonit1231 NO! Skyrim=Life!!!

Okay, I (obviously) don't plan on reading the books or seeing the movies, but something Spoony brought up confuses me. He says that Jacob is going to kill Renessmae (?) one minute, and the very next he ends up imprinting on her. I'm sorry, but... how? Why?

@DaedricDildo Wait... sorry dude, that's a steel sword

SLAY IT! SLAY THE DRAGON!!!

@TruthSurge They do say that Chuck Norris can kill you, but Bruce Campbell can talk you into doing it yourself

Yes, how cruel for Dr. Insano's son

"No one is more handsome than I around here"

says the guy wearing a woman's apron

@KendoSF13 That cheater! He's supposed to be a child-toucher now with bladed hands, not be able to teleport!

Wait a minute! When lifting those crates, how is the light shining THROUGH the crate onto the ground, without casting so much as a shadow?!

@Altair122122332345 Or better yet, don't walk up face-to-face to somebody who literally has LIFE JUDGEMENT OVER YOU!

I didn't know they got Will Ferrell in a Saw movie! And he gets his own little moment as well!

What, don't YOU love scanning for lifeforms?

@gabygirl1212 Indeed, such a song as beautiful as that has no place in Twilight

OMG! Misae with that hairdo looks just like Tamao Suzumi!

When will we all agree on the facts? The Empire may show signs of weakness, and the Stormcloaks may show questionable notions of justice. But both pale in comparison the the true threat to Tamriel: the Thalmor and the Aldmeri Dominion. I don't think people fully realize that should they succeed i...

Wait, question marks are shaped like what? I'm so confused!

"you will also partake in a night of passionate lovemaking, including a position that's referred to as... 69..."

@SuperTomServo thanks, but does it have a specific name?

-insert lesbian/Ellen Degeneres joke here-

(dials number) ... Sheogorath? Can I talk to you about something...?

"This idiot has lost it"

Which one?