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I'm Irish and I love this song.

>Friend asks who Pat Benatar is

>Show 'em this song

>New convert to Rock and Roll.

To-do list: Make a mod that lets you stay in Werewolf Form.

Laugh maniacally.

Today, someone called Iron Maiden lame, so I called them an ambulance.

The best kind of song is one that's funny AND sounds good. Like this one.

Hm. different guitar work, different drumming, WAY different voice- he even has a different accent, for fuck's sake.

Owning the album this song is on, I can tell you most assuredly that it is NOT Zeppelin. LZ is an amazing band, one of the best, but give credit where credit's due.

328 views? The hell is this shit?

Hey guys.

I'm sorry Freddie had to leave the Earth. Rest assured he's doing well, and the singing lessons he's been giving me are going great.

Sincerely, God.

@classicalguitartv Agreed. I feel ashamed at modern "rock" groups, with their depressed, lifeless vocals. Morons! When life gets you down, you don't get sad! You pick up your guitar and get PISSED!

A friend recently asked myself and a few others what we'd do if we could go back in time just once. Everyone else said somethign about killing Hitler or making themselves rich. Me, I said "Go to woodstock and see The Who and Hendrix."

These two are some of the funniest minds of this era.

Best punchline ever.

Just gimme the goddamn hot dog!

@TheGoldenGames I understand that. However, you know how, in English, you can use things like puns and such? Plays on words, figures of speech, puns, metaphors, all these exist in every other language ever spoken. Now, instead of being a pedant, shut up and enjoy the music.

I hope to the gods she's a cougar. <.<

I need to find an English to Elvish translator.

The hell is this and why do I find myself enjoying it?

Mind=Blown.

People say that Freddie never died, he just went to teach God to sing. . . But why the hell would Freddie need singing lessons?

This would be amazing if the people would SHUT UP.

I am from Alpha Centauri and I like this song.

IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN

@Geoff758 1. False. The kind of people who get addicted to pot are the sort that get addicted to, say, gambling.

2. Lungs, yes, blood, no, heart, no.

3. False. Not only false, utter bullshit, with absolutely no basis in research.

4. So, people who are depressed and take antidepressants are "...

Mein Deutsch ist sheiss.

@1337CaptainHadock These guys ARE the 21st century, dumbass.

Weirdass video.

Awesome song, though.

"Ahahaha if we had junk you'd be gay right now."

Dear everyone who ever said something along the lines of "LARP is for pussies":

In your fucking face. That is all.

The hell's up with you guys? Serioulsy, this meme is fucking stupid. My five year old nephew could shit out something more clever than this in his sleep! You people have the most childish senses of humo-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

There's only one disadvantage to being Irish: Anyone we donate blood too has to get their I.D. checked first.

@xpiledux Flowers, actually. They wanted stuff that smelled GOOD, not pissy.

@tombanwell Do you have any of these in black leather as opposed to brown?

Oh for Azathoth's sake. How do you even get to this vid without knowing who the Great Old Ones are?

I'd just like to say that your work is good. Spreading our language is an important duty for our people and for the world; it would be terrible to let Irish die.

The reason both of these are slang:

In Irish, when asked a question, one says "it is" in a positive or negative tense. For example:

"Ale is your favourite drink?" "It is." "Do you like the colour purple?" "I don't." "And you are Irish?" "I am." And so forth.

Oh for blood's sake.

The English need to remember, the Irish need to forget.

How can we expect them to do their end if we don't do ours? WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS, IRISHMEN.

Yes, they screwed us over. However, we are free now, and we should have the honour to be the better man (so to speak). ...

Frabjous day, Cthulhu calay?

Brilliant.

Batman versus Iron Man.

"Jesus, I overslept. It's already night. . . For the first time I've been here. . . On a planet with three suns. OH YOU MOTHERFUUUUUCKEEEERS!"

@ieatyomama Three steps to ease your problem.

One: Shut the hell up.

Two: Watch a different comedian.

Three: Did I mention shut the hell up?