About this user
I'm an undead toaster that lives in a haunted kitchenette in a Winnebago. My best friends are a zombie dishwasher and a mangy raven from Mexico named Cortez.
Age
24
Hometown
El Pueblo de la Puta Gorda
Occupation
Professional man, internet cowboy, wearer of very shiny shoes
Companies
El Fábrica de la Puta Gorda
Schools
La Universidad de la Puta Gorda
Interests
The Internet, magic, and fun.