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The talk box, or "snack tube" as it is more commonly known as amongst musicians, goes from the mike, under the stage and into the ass of an animal of the musician's choice. It's a two-way device, in which both gasses and matter can travel in both directions.

Is he making this up so he can make enough money to pay for costly reconstructive surgery? Discuss. I'd love to stick around, but I have some porn-watching scheduled.

Dudes! It's Ben Stiller!

@isisdron Uhm, your average Orca is much bigger and many times heavier than a Great White. No contest, really.

Man, to be snackin` on them ape-ass titties.

Whether or not he beats Brock: This guy brings some class to the table. Brock is a Neanderthal.

Where ever Chuck Norris goes, he's bringing an ass-whipping and a generous supply of heart medicine with him.

Thumbs up if you were expecting to get Rick-rolled :)

A truly amazing supergroup. Kurt Russell, Terence Trent D'Arby, Kenny G and George Michael - what more can you ask for?

Christ people, stop this trashing with terms like "midget" and "dwarf". They are "pygmy people". I have the Nat Geo Channel, and I figure that makes me somewhat of an authority on this and a broad variety of other subjects.

@MorganDiNozzoLover I'm not.

@Therapist1972 That really warms my heart. Sometimes I even beat off to this show.

Christ, they really mixed this classic straight into the doghouse. Sounds like Stock, Aitken & Waterbuffalo.

Man, that just gets my blood boiling. I mean, Indians trying to be rock stars when they should be concentrating on stepping up their casino game.

It's been a while, so I guess I had this one coming...

What makes Ken think he can stand with a world class boxer when he can't even stand with a mediocre MMA fighter?

After "mastering" this trick, I quit my job to become a magician. I now live on the streets. Thanks a bundle, guy!

@butterflybabe310 Nope. You are mistaken. Now, do me a favor: Rev up the old Toyota smugmobile and drive off a cliff. If you could find it in your heart to carpool with some midgets, so much the better.

@adamchou Good guess. Now go back to whatever it was you were doing.

Keep it up, guys! Midgets are funny. Period.

"PLUS I get winded just putting on my socks!"

"Quick! Someone call an ambulance! On second thought, make that a hurse!"

Christ, that was funny :)

@chibixaileen No. Enlighten me professor.

Are there any exercies that I can do lying down, in my bed, bombed out of my tree and watching TV?

Remember: These fuckers will jump up and rip out your throat. So as the great Crocodile Hunter, or "Robert" as he was also called, used to say: "Yuck!"

Do midgets go to the same Heaven (or Hell) as normal people? Or do they have their own little midget God?

@TR86 Yeah, ffs let's be careful how we use the term "people", people.

@danisado Well, we're ignorant cause we were born that way. Just like these little shoplifting circus freaks were born that way. if God didn't want us to laugh at them, he wouldn't have invented TV.

Wikileaks recently revealed the Colonel Abrams only held the rank of Major. What a lying bastard.

Soccer is pretty boring (not a lot of goals), so I think, just to spice things up, all teams should have to field at least 4 midgets. I'm drafting a letter to FIFA asap.

@FilthyRichLikeMe Seems to me that MMA is more legit. It combines the best things from all the arts. Ninjitsu, in stark contrast, has little credibility since it's based on a comic book about teenage mutant turtles.

@SonofSivadas Why not?

"For it is written: He whom begets that which upon himself ones becometh, shalt welder onto his own." Need I say more?