About this user
Last Friday, I went shopping for my weekly groceries. It's
cold where I live and at any time, I cold be snowed in so I had to
stock up on food. It was crowded in the market which came as no
surprise really but I don't like crowds. The check out lines were long
so I decided to improvise and try to work my way in front of the
others in line. Since I was wearing an adult diaper anyway, I decided
to cut a nasty string of wet farts and gas these people out. The
diaper would insure that even if I drew mud while straining, it was
ok. My blue jeans wouldn't get soiled. I made my way to the back of
the line and spotted a young couple in front of me. Their cart was
full so I had to gas them out of line. I'm not waiting on them! I very
quietly strained and cut a long, low rumbling wet fart that actually
vibrated my jeans. Within seconds, they became ill and started looking
around. The young husband thought his wife had cut one because he
asked her if that was one of hers. Then I started waving my hand in
front of my face and I said "oh goodness. Does someone need to use the
restroom?". They became embarrassed and moved out of line. Good stuff!
It worked. Try it next time you're in a hurry.
Age
110
Country
Kazakhstan
