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A whore uniform? I want.

My kid sister could beat the snot out of both of you, and she's 8. To say that you fight like a girl is an insult to women everywhere.

@TheArodrules13 That's a good joke.

He's pretty polite for someone with such an outstanding criminal record.

Alpinists sounds like al-penis-ts and it makes me laugh.

I like how at 2:38, the guy who just got knocked off of his bike decided to get OFF of the bike and chase Remi, the former pro soccer player with a huge head start, on foot.

I'd hit it.

That's actually damn impressive.

I would do anything to live in Remi's apartment building.

This guy must have incredibly muscular thighs.

For one thing, the other crew's dance was better. For another, I live in the bad part of Baltimore and that white chick with the sweet body and the red shirt would've been eaten alive.

@DavidForthoffer They almost certainly would've notified the coaches that the play would be whistled dead immediately, and the coaches would've known this and not called the play in this situation.

@thelemonlite Well, they're pretty damn entertaining, either way.

@Daltonalex25 Not like A-Rod did. If you're allowed to hit a guys glove, why don't baseball players just wrestle with a fielder and rip his glove off and throw it into right field rather than get tagged?

@jaegog53 Because the offense was lining up in wildcat, where the QB lines up as a wide reciever.

Ohhhhhhhhhh, Victoria Justice ruined it.

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha stephen hawking could kick a 33 yard field goal with uprights that fucking big

You obviously had more fun filming this and all of your other videos than anybody else in any other video I've seen on the internet. Good work, bro.

Why is Rihanna touching her face so much?

I like this video because an OSU student got owned in the face. Go Blue.

Uh... I think the real fail is the fact that the score was 4-1, 40 minutes into the game.

Good, but... Dafuq is Nick doing?

Thanks, @gayboose! Check this one out: What do you call a row of rabbits taking a step backwards? A RECEDING HARELINE!!!!!!

@pgrosrenaud Glenn Beck once said, "You can't argue with an idiot". I don't agree with almost anything that he's ever said, ever, but my "conversation" with you has proved his point. I'm finished wasting my time trading insults with you and your tiny, inbred brain. Go watch Disney movies or whate...

I haven't seen that many black people in one place since free chicken day at KFC.

Damn... I wanna see you and Peter Lee Johnson violin battle. How sick would that be.

I think my favorite part is the dead-on imitation of Nicki Minaj, facial expressions included.