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@SuperJackassBrian It's because "flunkies" sounds too close to "fuck" in the song.

The Dude approves

@MrAmpedbeast987 wow, you're so friggin' original! Never heard that joke before with about ten other bands! :D

blown=mind+kingdom hearts x 500 returning characters/the world ends with you

@DerpinaLovesHerp you look like a complete retard for misspelling "REIGNS". And of course you talk about Justin Bieber like he's the anitchrist of music.

@thugai okay, here's two reasons YOU are the biggest fucking retard ever.

Is "gay" the only adjective you know? Really? Are you nine?

Second, Blink-182 is not as good as Green Day, but they're good. Not my favorite band either, but I know they're talented.

P.S. did you really just say Blink-182...

okay, the whole "arrow to the knee" thing is annoying.

"HA HA, LOOK AT ME, I POSTED AN ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKE"

. . .dumbasses.

yes, because a teenager is the best source for video game reviews.

Calm the fuck down, geekwads. He doesn't even sound serious.

"Okay, do you see this, Justin? This is what's called a vagina, and this is what babies come from . . ."

OH

GOD

WHY

Fact: Smells like Teen Spirit is the only Nirvana song those kiddies know

I wonder what the people who are examples on 1000 ways to die feel like, knowing that they died for the stupidest reasons. Death by helium, death by paintball gun, death by porn avalanche, death by magic trick malfunction, death by plant, and, my favorite, death by masturbation with a carrot.

At first I thought they were just putting him in there to get more publicity for the movie, but he does actually seem like a good Jesus of Suburbia. Give him the right look and he could nail it. I agree with dOokie0013 that Ellen Page would make a good Whatsername, and with Saint Jimmy, well. . ....

I hate humanity . . .

@Complet3Awesomeness hey, maroon 5 is a good band, you prick.

it's terrible around the holiday season, though. On christmas morning, you won't get shit.

@2dudes1deer he just had sex. . .on a boat!

@TheMewsie yes, because with the mass amounts of babyfuck, yaoi, and hentai (don't forget the toxic waste), japan is JUST OH SO FUCKING GREAT

@Ultranerdburger WOOPS, if the allegations are FALSE. durr. . .

I just noticed something . . .1:39 HE'S ON A BOAT!!!

I think I witnessed part of this "clan" (wtf is this crips and bloods?). I joined a posse that was full of US Army guys. The leader of the posse shot my horse out from under me, because "only fags ride their horses to kill cougars", but then proceeded to get on HIS horse. I shot his horse, killed...

WTF? Is this some sort of posse? Really people, stop taking the game seriously. Posses aren't even permanent, they only last for the session you're in. Man, I thought I was nerdy. . .

Who ever had stolen the master recordings for Cigarettes and Valentines back in 03, we should thank them. If C&V hadn't been stolen, American Idiot might have never been created. But we definitely still need to kick thier ass.

The speed of their songs live is insane. They think "hey, are songs are already full of adrenaline and raw power, let's speed it up times 10!". Awesome. As. FUCK.

at the end I was waiting for when he would make them do some twisted furry orgy. . .eww

His dad's got some major balls to put up with that crazy ass tranny he calls a son.

greasy fuck, meet greasy fuck.

The greasy fuck's starting to be an attention whore.

Nyan Cat vs Keyboard Cat!

The whole "you can't hit puberty" ended it.

Emo: Goth for pussies

This is probably the best one!

Let's just hope they won't pull a street fighter and base a game off a movie based off a game.

fucking weaboos. . .

You see, weaboos? The japanese can do this because they're JAPANESE. Just because you perfected this in your room for twelve hours DOES NOT MAKE YOU JAPANESE.

The national anthem for all weaboos.

@oddityification *facepalm* It's a JOKE, idiot!

To everyone replying on my last comment: I GET IT. You wish for the ability in the game, and your saiyan sex jokes are just HILARIOUS (sarcasm). Also, @gtcbm it's SPERM BANK, fucktard! Unless you're five, then you should know that it's SPERM that is part of what makes a baby.

I wanna hug a muthaflippin' CHINCHILLA!!!

Oh wow shuffling side to side, that must mean you're a GREAT dancer!