UltraKMan Channel
See related Channels
UltraKMan
UltraKMan
Joined: May 07, 2008
Last Sign In: 3 days ago
Videos Watched: 5,731
Subscribers: 85
Channel Views: 10,412

Name: Vladimir
Age: 51
I'm a blind immigrant from Russia who just came to America! My turn-ons include fuzzy hats, bratwurst, vodka, and communism. My turn offs include American pig-dogs. I'm in an open relationship with Ol' Ethel, the janitor of the local office building, so don't be afraid to write, ladies!
City: Russia
Hometown: Russia
Country: Russia
Occupation: Blind Immigrant
Companies: Russia
Interests and Hobbies: Being russian, russia, hats, vodka, communism, potatoes
Movies and Shows: The Red Star, Schindler's List, that version of superman where he was russian
Music: Russian dance music
Books: The Communist Manifesto, anything by Marx or Lenin
Report profile image violation
Connect with UltraKMan
Bulletins (0)
From Bulletin
There are no bulletins.
From: UltraKMan
Views: 2,078
Comments: 29
Videos | Most Viewed | Most Discussed
video
We at the Foundation have hypothesized that she left to hibernate. She WAS pretty huge, af (more)
Added: 1 week ago
Views: 433
1.5
01:01
video
Bailmooooos Her videos are gone now, bailamos! She was shitty, but she quitty Bailamooo (more)
Added: 2 weeks ago
Views: 400
1.5
02:14
video
Some members of the Foundation got together for a pizza party at Pizza Hut to celebrate ru (more)
Added: 2 weeks ago
Views: 381
2.0
01:00
video
And he thinks you need a new one.
Added: 1 month ago
Views: 644
3.0
03:34
video
Yum yum!
Added: 1 month ago
Views: 877
2.5
03:17
Added: 2 months ago
Views: 553
2.5
03:31
video
[TRANSLATED] I'm Going to Hurl
[TRANSLATED] I'm Going to Hurl
Lyrics: "I'll show this to the world Startled, stuttering, stupid Tell me, Youtube, n (more)
Added: 2 months ago
Views: 886
2.5
02:42
video
[TRANSLATED] Rainiac's Gay!
[TRANSLATED] Rainiac's Gay!
Lyrics: The penis is always bigger in somebody else's arse Rainiac of Let's Play Fo (more)
Added: 2 months ago
Views: 8,291
3.5
03:04
video
He's on the winning side. Are you?
Added: 2 months ago
Views: 432
2.5
01:36
See All 28 Videos
Subscribers (85)
loading...
 
loading...
 
loading...
 
loading...
 
Friends (1)
loading...
 
Channel Comments (105)
 
SA2BFTW | July 24, 2008
u ultrkman r a super fag u r a nazi jman will pwn u u suck this comment will be about ultrakman and how u suck song time: oh u r a fag ultrakman yuo love the klu klux because u r a nazi thats not a song but its true u suck spamitty spam spam yum u suck u suck ur moms balls go die i'd tell u to cut ur balls off but u already don't have any so yeah.................FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U
Darthajopa232 | July 23, 2008
your channel description makes u sound like the most stereotypical russian ever
oo7c0sm0 | July 23, 2008
Keep this up as an archive of all the schildkrote videos. Don't know what I'm talking about? Check UltraJman's latest video.
LPDestroyer | July 23, 2008
We're all waiting for you to jump on the "Experiment" bandwagon! C'mon lil' Vlady! Jump on it, bite that shit, tear it up son!
RpgKrazy32 | July 22, 2008
Oh god.
This guy is possibly a neo-nazi.
MOPGhost | July 22, 2008
I want to join!
chaosknightdark | July 22, 2008
OOOH, I wanna join! so i can be insulted on Youtube for hundreds of people to see!!!!!!!!!!
ChrisLC4 | July 22, 2008
how is shildkrote not funny, he is hilarious, specially in the Lp feedback area!
goldskarr | July 19, 2008
hold on,this is shildkrote.
now your opinion means EVEN less,since it's coming from somebody who cant do anything funny at all.
Cloudlesssoul | July 19, 2008
Please don't flame my channel, I don't care for it. Whilst you're at it, please stop flaming other people too; it's impertinent and you look like an absolute ignoramus when you do. Thank you.