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@ChiefsBulls587

I just think it's funny when people kill animals 100 times smaller than they are because they don't have the balls to handle the real problems in life.

I've been noticing a pattern with people like you, a lack of intellect.

Such a pitiful waste of life, you could be doing somet...

@G33KSPALACEdotCOM

Walkers, is that what you call em'?

Sounds better.

I think it's every animals worst fear to be fed to a reptile to horribly inappropriate music.

@jcotty7

Yeah because it relies on venom resistant blood to hunt, these animals use speed, and power.

@MrPirarucu97

Oh I have certainly noticed that too, as I have owned both nile, and blackthroat monitors before. I had assumed that black throats were invasive as well, but when I did a little research I found that there is not a single record of a blackthroat ever being found in florida. Safe fo...

@serpentsmca1985

*sigh* I understand that ball pythons don't get that big, as I have owned both ball pythons, and many of the giant constrictors.

I was saying that if you scaled a ball python up to the size of a human it would be able to kill you.

The reason I said that is because someone stat...

Would it be at all possible to mod it?

How exactly would I do it?

Please respond.

Did I honestly just watch this?

@impactglory

You know hyenas kill 80% of the food they eat right?

Now if this is going to be a huge argument about lions being superior, I'm not interested, but don't downgrade hyenas, they are far from simple scavengers.

You want to make a better looking argonian with a more reptile-like face?

Switch to a wood elf, and elongate the nose, and nose bridge, when you go back to the argonian, you should have a thick, robust dinosaur-like snout, you are now free to tweak it as you wish. It looks bloody awesome.

Will you be able to use mods?

@BMuris

Because most snakes are naturally calm.

@DidYouSeeTheSunrise

Now would you do the same thing to a kitten? I would imagine not, I hope you also understand that you caused that snake an unimaginable amount of pain. When a reptile is beheaded it remains alive for up to an hour, it is in terrible amounts of pain, and cannot do anything bu...

@510Anonymous

I hate the media.

There is something so sweet about how a baby snake eats, so gentle, yet you can still sense the power.

@DJ182100

If you spell like that, I am going to say you are in no position to own a monitor lizard, especially a crocodile monitor, either it would kill you in a week, or more likely you'd kill it in a week.

These are for experienced owners ONLY.

Very nice monitor, be careful with those teeth though, croc monitors have the worst bites ever.

@SexiiTina12

It's a non-venomous snake, a gopher snake at that. It will do nothing but devour rodents, and cannot harm a person if it tried.

Of course someone like you wouldn't understand that, you just think everything you don't like in the world needs to be killed just because you want it to.

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You should have closed with: "This has been Brian from SnakeBytes, and fuck you politicians."

It's perfectly fine when you americans slaughter rattlesnakes for pure entertainment (check rattlesnake round-ups).

But when we kill overpopulated seals (which we use for food, and fur BTW) it's suddenly terrible? If you want to make a statement on animal cruelty, abolish it in your own country f...

When someone says they can't afford to feed a snake, what they really mean is don't care. I spend probably 20 bucks a month to feed my snakes, and I have two pythons, a corn snake, and a boa.

Keep up the good work, The world needs more people like you.

Was the bite bad?

@misspinkpunkykat

Yeah that's true, luckily all my monitors got the best life.

@penguinswaddles

You want to try to fight an angry mother deer? That animal would knock you to the ground, and kill you easily. It's not like anyone's in any position to help the dog.

I think it's clear who the superior predator is when the wolf is 100lbs, and the bird is 15lbs and the bird STILL manages to win.

10 points to gryffindor

Just got to love that monitor swagger.

Reminds me of when I wake up in the morning.

Alarm clock: ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

me: Shut up damn it! *but too lazy to move*

Alarm clock: ring ring ring ring ring ring

me: *presses snooze*