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4:08

4 months ago

J.K.Rowling trying to control her Tears says "Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

J.K.Rowling trying to control her Tears says "Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

emmawatsonnews • 37,208 views

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  @cass1skins Not the best comparison, since horcruxes are the most depraved and unnatural forms of magic.
21:16

4 months ago

Story of Stuff, Full Version; How Things Work, About Stuff

MySpace Friend Me!

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http://www.storyofstuff.com/

Story of Stuff, Full Version; How Things Work, About Stuff

Fro...

psychetruth • 2,113,091 views

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  @saginata I didn't mean every individual person, I meant the government.
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0:15

4 months ago

After School at Bowditch

This is how we roll when school hours are over at BMS...

Video credits to Emily

wfandango • 2,213 views

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I went to this school. Now I am in Hillsdale High School.
1:12

4 months ago

Cute Kitten Brushing

Most cutest video of a kittie

vze4p6c2 • 17,753 views

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The heck is that music? o_0
8:37

4 months ago

BookReview: Divergent by veronica roth ^ ^ '

This is definitely one of the best and most actionpacked YA dystopian I've read.WOW. That's all I have to say.

Enjoy everyone !!!

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0:40

4 months ago

Jurassic Park: The Game - Death Gameplay Trailer

Here is the new trailer for Telltale Games' upcoming 'Jurassic Park' game. The video features a collage of deaths which will result from the player...

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1:34

4 months ago

I dont want to turn black

READ THIS OR YOU WILL JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS:

FACTS:

1. It's 9pm at night. She's getting ready for bed. She's wearing a PULLUP, not a diaper. 3 year ...

vegasnutzz • 1,862,052 views

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2:47

4 months ago

Never Give up: Inspirational video

Fight for yourself using every drop of blood from your body. Muster every effort within you and fight: sure you will win.

realvipul • 4,032,062 views

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I thought that the impact of the video would be stronger if it included schmaltzy background music.
1:19

4 months ago

Albert Einstein (01)

Original footage ... thanks to the efforts of the whole community *) it was finally possible to "decipher" what Einstein is saying:

"Now I will ad...

OliverFaulhaber • 1,537,793 views

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Wow, he sounds a lot different from the way I imagined him. His voice is so soft and thoughtful.
11:29

4 months ago

school kills creativity - ken robinson

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6:42

4 months ago

The girl who silenced the world for 5 minutes

She addressed a UN Meeting on issue of environment

leeks5229 • 16,487,050 views

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2, 526 people are insufferable cynics.
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2:51

4 months ago

Jurassic Park: The Game - Behind the Scenes Trailer

Get a look behind the curtain in the development of Jurassic Park: The Game, coming to Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC, and Mac on November 15

TelltaleGames • 290,153 views

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Remember the days when we played games about pixelly yellow balls with mouths eating ghosts and nobody complained about the graphics?
1:13

4 months ago

LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7 Launch Trailer

The wait is over! LEGO® Harry Potter™: Years 5-7 is available now in stores across North America.

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4 months ago

LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7 Launch Trailer

The wait is over! LEGO® Harry Potter™: Years 5-7 is available now in stores across North America.

LEGOHarryPotterGame • 102,115 views

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That narrator...ugh, why couldn't they just use subtitles? ._.
4:45

4 months ago

Meet the Super Cow

These gigantic cows resemble bovine body-builders. See how breeders have achieved such amazing results.

http://channel.nationalgeog......

NationalGeographic • 26,575,928 views

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3:49

4 months ago

My territory

a music video commissioned by Pschent Music

The two blokes who pop up in it from time to time are the artists behind the music: Grand Popo Footbal...

cyriak • 584,655 views

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this video helped me understand women
5:02

4 months ago

cyriak's animation mix

a compilation of loads of my little bits and bobs set to one of my tunes

music is available here: http://cyriak.co.uk/music.html

cyriak • 4,857,336 views

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They should make a Cyriak movie, consisting of all his YouTube videos, and show it in theatres. I added it up, the entire movie would be about 49 minutes total, but that doesn't count the stuff he made that's uploaded on other channels like the evolution fingers thing.
5:03

4 months ago

Harry Potter and the Theme Song

For the OFFICIAL LYRICS, check out www.goldentusk.net

LIKE GOLDENTUSK ON TWITTER and FACEBOOK.

http://www.twitter.com/gold... for UPDATES!!! BEH...

Goldentusk • 514,759 views

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@lupeofgubbio1693 Who's Herman?
3:30

4 months ago

The Mean Kitty Song

SPARTA GREW UP!!! Subscribe to his YouTube channel!:

http://www.Youtube.com/TheM...

LYRICS:

I got this little kitty about 2 months back

he w...

smpfilms • 61,278,891 views

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@frelkarox you're not even worth the dirty grocery bag your mom carried you in when she took you home from the hospital
1:08

4 months ago

visit england with rupert grint & julie walters

www.snitchseeker.com

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1:10

4 months ago

Cobra vs. Baby

watch as this baby fights a cobra

ballinenterprises • 719,825 views

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@howdhowd51 I really don't care about the baby, there are over 6 billion people in the world, we can afford to lose a few. I only care about non-human animals.
5:21

4 months ago

UN Owen Was Her- Full version

Because YouTube needed it up.

EDIT EDIT:

Since everybody seems to love the picture so much here's the link. To the FULL picture!: http://i.neose...

IAmTehChibeh • 994,274 views

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1:06

4 months ago

Battlefield Heroes Trailer - June 2009

NEW and AWESOME Battlefield Heroes Trailer. http://www.battlefieldheroe...

http://www.bfcom.org

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@ZookieWorld I prefer BFH because it's more casual and silly.
3:29

4 months ago

GIVE ME THE GREENEST OWEN YOU CAN BE (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS: THE ANGRY HALO KID SINGS OWEN WAS HER (OR MORE FITTINGLY TITLED: OWEN WAS AN ANGRY HALO KID (OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE OMGTSN (OR MORE POPULARLY KNOWN AS: GREENROLL'D))))

MP3:

http://www.mediafire.com/?s...

Niconico:

http://www.nicovideo.jp/wat...

AND IF YOU DONT GIVE ME ...

omgtsn • 224,507 views

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@barkyindustries I'm pretty sure the song is called "U. N. Owen Was Her?".
6:50

4 months ago

Psycho kid playing Halo.

Psycho kid playing Halo.. A strong argument as to why video games are ruining the youth of America--it`s turning them into big blubbering babies.

ice231235 • 1,255,907 views

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The music in the game fits so well with his story.

The holy choir music plays when he has his existential breakdown, wringing his gnarled hands at the heavens and screaming "why".

The sad violin music plays when he comes to terms with his own humanity and realizes that the fight is not over yet...
2:01

4 months ago

Primal Carnage: DX11 Preview

Primal Carnage Direct x 11 testing and functionality showcase, the purpose of this video is to show some of the direct x 11 functionality supporte...

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4 months ago

Polar Bear Power Nap

Polar Bear Power Nap

A pair of polar pairs decided to take a nap together.

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4 months ago

PRE-BUFF FOOTAGE!! Battlefield Heroes Machete gameplay (Halloween 2011)

THIS WAS RECORDED BEFORE THE BUFF!!!

Just some random kills I got with the Machete to show the amount of damage this new weapon does.

So far I'm...

58gpr • 17,057 views

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The machete is not necessarily bad, it just takes practice to use effectively. I used to suck with it but now I'm doing pretty well with it.
1:21

4 months ago

funniest kid in the world

funny kid talking

also this is not me lol

yessssssssss this is Dr. Dre

chjhfb1 • 5,190,354 views

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0:57 I step away from the mic to breathe in
1:35

4 months ago

Jurassic Park (8/10) Movie CLIP - Clever Girl (1993) HD

Jurassic Park Movie Clip - watch all clips http://j.mp/wytahh

click to subscribe http://j.mp/sNDUs5

While hunting one raptor, Muldoon (Bob Peck) i...

movieclips • 76,206 views

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@RoyalDog214 Where the hell in my comment did I ever imply that I had the same experience as him? Are you a troll? This isn't even about video games, this is about you being an insufferable, passive-aggressive prick who lashes out at people who don't even deserve it. And the fact that you blocked...
0:59

4 months ago

world of warcraft kid temper tantrum

world of warcraft player having a temper tantrum

kanom11155 • 1,207,889 views

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Why does everybody say this is fake?
2:17

4 months ago

2001 Dawn of Man (best cut)

frybeubo • 55,739 views

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Hey do you guys think the tapir falling on its side at 2:09 symbolizes man establishing dominance over other animal species?
7:50

4 months ago

You Are Empty - PC - 01 - Hospital 1

You Are Empty - PC - 01 - Hospital 1

I know what you're all thinking: B.J. WTF IS THIS?!?

Well I saw it at gamestop and thought it looked sweet. ...

BonersGames • 50,966 views

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@Termax666 and the brilliantly nihilistic game title that is completely unrelated to what actually happens in the game.
0:49

4 months ago

Baby Secret - The Whispering Doll from HELL

http://JustLookAtThis.com

Theresa just got this doll as a present for not crying during her last visit to donate plasma to the new Hadron Collider ...

CalperniaAddams • 17,115 views

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Darn it, this is parody. I was hoping this was real...
1:55

4 months ago

The Green Children - Skies On Fire

(c) 2010 Knightingale Entertainment/Spinside Records. Written and Produced by The Green Children, Milla Sunde & Marlow Bevan.

TheGreenChildren • 160,112 views

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About You should be ashamed of yourself

Just another worthless youtube channel. Or maybe not...

jasper.com

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UltimateJasper

Latest Activity

Nov 27, 2011

Date Joined

Dec 19, 2008

About this user

My real name is Brian, and the dog in my background is my own; his name is Jasper.

Age

100

Hometown

None of your business!

Country

United States

Occupation

High School student

Companies

Happy Buffalo Studios

Schools

Hillsdale High School

Interests

Art and writing

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