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"Wow I sure hope I make it home to mommy today....so I can tell her I love her...alot."

Not so funny now is it!!!

Actually....yeah it is! XD

wait....2nd best idea they ever had? o.O

@unkown976

Did you just get nearly 50 thumbs up for telling people not to hate on other's music, but then hating on Justin Beiber's music and then asking for thumbs up in return? o.O

Really?

Dear Youtube,

I came here because Breaking Benjamin is AWESOME. However, as I was trying to enjoy this GOOD music, I see miley cyrus in my side bar....

-.-

FIX THIS!

Thank you,

One seriously annoyed BB fan.

I had to pee so bad but this is way too sick to let trivial things such as releaving yourself to get in the way!!

So I took my laptop to the bathroom.

Problem solved.

Except I broke it.

Dubstep needs to not be so awesome sometimes. It'll be the death of me!

@bigblackz

uhmmm....

Don't read the comments if you don't like them or you think they're old....

simple solutions brought to you by logic....

:P

Stop arguing over stuff, allow someone to have their own beliefs and don't mock them! Dane had the right to dis that guy cause he was a jerk. Not all atheists are like that. That's just the PERSON. Anyone from any religion could do the same.

So please, just lighten up, take a joke, and don't ri...

@ShakeItLikeAPoleroid

You even got their grammar right!!! I'm pretty sure about 500 English teachers just died. Wow....you're good! But it's kind of scary too. Use your trolling powers for good and not evil! XD

@porterbehling

Haha. Yes, it does take "two to tango" as the saying goes. BUT who carries the child in her belly for nine months literally giving it everything it needs, her own food, life, shelter there. I'm just saying. Can a guy do that? I don't think so.

One Question: How the hell do you come up with this?! haha.

This song has got me through many days. I absolutely love Glee for reminding me why I love this song so much. :)

was I the only one who noticed Draco nodding his head like crazy when Hermione/Voldemort was saying "Dont ya love me Ron?!" xDDD

So for a "fun" project in class we had to create a ryhming poem that had to show an example of a rhyming couplet in a quatrain ( I think that's what it was called. lol)

So I recited this poem. xDDD And I won the prize (which only happened to be a smarties. Thanks cheap teacher salaries!)

Wow. I came back to this for the first time in about a year when I was freaking out over it and probably had an unhealthy obsession. xD But it's so weird that I would tell all my friends about it and talk about my favorite new muscian who was freaking amazing and needed to be discovered...aka DAR...

Brian: "You're something human's use like ...a toaster. You're a toaster."

Darren: "I'm what people would call a douchebag. I'm a douchebag."

I relate too much stuff to AVPM and AVPS!

At 3:17 I was so hoping it would go more like

"It's a....It's a...VAMPIRE!" XDDD

Ahahahaha!

Oh. The. Irony.

xD

Hm...I wonder how many guys have tried to "kiss" their dicks? xDDDD

I would keep her tied up....with rope. In the cellar where I would smack her around and tell her I love her but she brings it on herself. Then hit her some more. After all, she may be a zombie, but that doesn't mean I should treat her different than usual. :)