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If ever there's a power outage at a rave, and you happen to be there, you'll finally be recognized as the hero that you are.

No more support for Israel!

I once knew a short, muscular fellow with red hair and no chin. Surely he had neanderthal ancestors. If you scientists want, I can capture him for your studies. Just give me a shipping address and a little financial compensation.

After learning how the neadertals hunted, I completely lost respect for modern hunters. Try killing a deer with a stick instead of a fifty caliber rifle, Cletus.

I wish getting dates was that easy now.

@julielovesyou321 or making jewelry. They did that too.

I wish I lived back in those times.

Cellulite ain't so bad. I think it's attractive. I wish I could find me an older woman who I could go down on and stay down on.

@nomader999 Hey, Castro had some good Ideas. I know that it's reflex to think that Socialism is the devil because Russia was crumpled up like a piece of paper by it, but Castro's Socialism was a bit more lax. Since the fall of the Soviet Union, Castro has turned his economy entirely agrural. When...

@TheYouwontgetit Yes, you are right but you have to understand that power belongs to the special interest groups who our literally purchase our politicians. Most Americans are generous people, but these damn aristocrats keep using and treating us like fucking oxen and giving us a terrible name. O...

@MasterOfSparks I know, right. My U.S. history teacher would blatantly repeat Fox news's propogandist bullshit when she should have been teaching us about Jack London. She herself was an astoundingly conservitive Mormon who had dozens of prescrptions. She is a typical viewer of Fox news: An unhea...

Bollywood movies usually have more substance than our American films anyway. Look at Superbad. That isn't clever at all.

@brienfoerster. Hey man. It's been two months since you said you sent the DNA to that Lloyd Pye fellow, and I was wondering if you had the results yet. I hope they weren't a seperate species. I believe that they unlocked super-duper intellectual powers by shaping their skulls like that. Maybe tha...

If only we could experiment with skull binding today. What if we could double a man's I.Q.. We--or I should say he--could solve some of the world's problems. Wouldn't that be sweet. They bound skulls in Egypt. Maybe that's why they were smart enough to make the pyramids.

That was much faster than I expected, man. I figured it would take a few days like in Cast Away.

Awesome. Simply awesome.

The part with the flute makes me cry.

I'm telling you, man, this titanic and endless struggle for civil rights is just a political platform. It's over, man, we're on level playing ground, but you keep asking for more and the ritarded congressmen are going to give you more until you get the upper hand on the white man. And quit lumpi...

This song burns my soul to a crisp, man.

This is the best song I've heard in the past few years. It gives meaning to my empty life to just hum the melody. Or maybe pump my fist while singing the line "don't change for you, don't change a thing for me." God bless you tagpepsl!

That's the perfect song to go with the video.

I think steroids should be legal in all sports.

It's so embarassing in the Franklin/Silva fight when Silva was moving his and Rich goes for the head kick instead of going for a body shot.

Virginia is beautiful. I'd sell my soul for a first date with her, but she'd have to pay for dinner.

I'm going to watch this video two dozen times until I learn this song!

I'd never heard a Nat King Cole song until just now. Not bad. I like to walk around singing these kinds of songs.

Lady Gaga's not so bad for a modern musician. I'm running out of videos to negatively comment on. If you go to my page, you might enjoy all the dumbass things I've said in the past few minutes. I'm so stupid I can't even type. I love this song, though! Woo! poker face!

I hate that son of a bitch. Everyone of his sappy novels are identical. @luvbleruxel If you want to cry, read Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Idiot. Don't let this brat taint your mind with his bullshit. Godspeed hahahaha.

God created John Mayer for me to hate. I hope we end up in prison together so I can break his soul and asshole. Hahahaha. I love to make cynical comments, but I know you all hate reading them, so I apologize.

I hate doctors. Even if I'm coughing up blood, I'm not going to any hot shot doctor. They're such phonies! Going to cocktail parties, saying shit like, "well the reason I wanted to be a doctor was because I like to help people." Bullshit! Maybe 2% of the world's doctors like to help people. The r...

I'm six years old, and when I grow up I'm going to marry Madeline.

I'd like to fight one of those men.