Uaxis's channel

@MrHEC381991 Because he knows how to duck and recoil in fear, in an exactly proportioned way to the angle of fire.

Because, life on the street has given him this psychic knowledge, y'all!

Because, y'know... he's black?

@farukhalvi1988 Only one I counted, actually.

Is this an hour long rick roll? Are all these thousands of likes part of an elaborate trick?

Nope. It's real. Eh, cool.

Arrg, can any of these lets plays have an appropriate chronology? Why do I have to give an arm and a leg for these things?

Looks like they filmed this in Kelowna.

THAT INTRO WAS BEAST

@dragonstormx IT WAS UMBRELLA AND UH... EVIL. AND YEAH.

Corporations are evil. :P

"Why of course Alice fucking cared about Dr. Ashford. She's a good guy? Get it?! Writing 101 maaaaan!"

*director of RE: Apocalypse*

@OroroMonroe1 And yet it's the most popular martial art.

@lopallis Black belts are silent but deadly. Like ninjas.

Did he just pull a Ryu (streetfighter)? Oh wait no, that's mostly vertical (ryu is all spinning horizontal).

I think the closest thing to Ryu is a hurricane kick. xD

@WiLdHaCk3r1 That's the idea. Yes.

This guy is 'captain', so I guess he captain of a world famous demonstration arrangement.

@Ferretocious Say that when sit down to take a crap and you accidentally slam your balls with the toilet lid. Eh... dementia is unique to me. xD

/jk

I HAVE BALL CANCER. It socks.

@thnk4urself I think what's funny about the war on terror is that the states is fighting peasants.

There would be people that think 'Nam is funny, except that y'know, something like 600,000 americans died.

Then look at the war on terror, and the death toll is much less. People will more likely...

@NotComingBack01 New to FG?

@AvidGamer749 Brian likes to think about 'social values' and not technology.

@danyphan73 All these years. Just simmering with anger. xD

"I've actually taken a human life with my chicken soup."

Either that's a crowning moment of awesome or crowning moment of funny. This show fucking confuses me. :S

More like um... laughing while feeling a bit ashamed at the same time.

Or you could go with the south park analogy: Laughing with eyes closed.

@SofyDoph People need to start their own dub channels devoted to hitler. Seriously, hitler-pride!

@MajorMotionMatt SPAMMER TROLOL ex-deeeee XD

XD: Extreme.

xD: Subtly rofling.

:D: Joshing or rofling.

:): Knowing or being friendly.

:(: Depressed.

D: : Shock and awe.

-_-: Bored, sardonic, or y'know. Cuz, y'know.

>_>: Shit. Wtf is going on.

<_<: I can't believe he said that.

^_^: Yusssssss....

Squinty? Alternatively, in anime, everyone closes there eyes when they're pleased or happy. So I think the whole thing is just a fucking reference to anime - because only asian KIDS use emoticons. Supposedly. Heh.

Most asian adults don't enjoy anime. I know.

@Uaxis Or hell, he could say 'I was trying to get my cock block level to 100; I've been at 99 waay too long baby.', and Mcmann would run away in shame. He wouldn't counter the cock block with a cold cock or anything.

@mamuteremix Nvm that the pay cheques come from how far the stunts can be taken while still remaining television safe without devolving into Maury Povich.

@Spitfirefan1397 Donkey rode the horse. Trolol.

@343GuiltysparkHALO Dislikes come with the crowd. If you don't like the crowd, and you don't like dislikes (your just recording random footage, basically), just turn off the like feature whenever you upload. :)