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Fuck the stewards, a trip to Lourdes would give the old fuckers the power of sight

I'm happy as a horse in shite, cos my horse won.

all I can remember now is little kids that had no shoes.

@currymelawd if you define yourself by the evils that have been done against you, you will live the life your in the dark.

They shoved you out into the street and kicked you in the brains,

So you walked back in through a bolted door and did it all again.

Where'er we go we celebrate the land that made us refugees,

From fear of priests with empty plates; from guilt and weeping effigies.

It's like listening to the pogues with the 'irishness' taken out. Where's your poetry?

The children of Shane McGowan are out on the town.

Only the Irish celebrate dysfunctional alcoholism with such enthusiasm. Cheers.

@Fusion840 ah yes... ''decency''. It's decent to lie your socks off and to try to fill kid's heads with provably false religious fundamentalism. But if you use the 'F' word... oh my gosh that's the height of immorality.

(with an nasally uplift every 3 words) Weeell, I believe that, evolution is a theory that the children should be given because you can't be too much knowledged about anything and they should be given all of these things. I'm a Christian and I believe that I believe in the Bible.

When I was 7, I didn't know I was straight! I wasn't sexually aware. The kid's too young to know what his sexuality is.

@ 8.50 ... a celestial North Korea...

They cut the punchline, "but at least in North Korea you can fucking DIE and leave."

Gaahd. Good Gaahd. Almighty Gaahd. Lovin' Gaahd. Merciful Gaahd. All-knowing Gaawd. Everlastin' Gawhd.

Oh my Gaahd, Gaahd is such an ugly sounding word!

@26 seconds he says, "were not going to give you the liberty to assault the word of God."

@38 seconds he says, "[because we are] people who believe in faith, family and freedom."

James, don't fuck with people who are much smarter than you. You'll lose. Keep your bullshit in your bullshit church...

Does America even have a left?? I've never seen it.

@WilliamTyndale1

Strange, you seem to have lost your abilities with English, Mr. Tyndale.

So... You don't go to church. You don't read The Bible. You don't believe all the 'magic' stuff... but you're REALLY REALLY pissed off that someone's suggested that you... might... not... y'know... be a Christian?

Q) What is a 'self-identifying Christian?'

A) A lazy-thinker who isn't a Christian.

What is the ally-ally-oh?

"Now, divine air! Now is his soul ravished!

Is it not strange that sheeps' guts

Should hale souls out of men's bodies?"

Billy-Boy Shakespeare

(In Shakespeare's day, the strings of lutes were fashioned out of sheeps' guts.)

This is healing.

Hey Newt!? You've shot your bolt, honey. You will NEVER be president and we all had a very narrow escape from your totally twisted immorality. Fuck off, you evil, little, two-faced shyster. Go away, get old... and die alone.

You ain't a Christian. You ain't a moral person. You ain't even a norma...

Ironic, ain't it? He sounds exactly like one of those Koran-thumpin' Taliban loons.

The Earth is 4,700,000,000 years old. Then 250 years ago, God decided to pick a team. Yay, America!

@ExorArgus I dunno... ted haggard springs to mind.

If, like me, you are rather uncertain about determinism (there's a weak joke there somewhere) Here's a charming and brilliantly clear and simple presentation of determinism and its most recent ideas, I strongly recommend this youtube video.

Daniel Dennett - Free Will Determinism and Evolution

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Wind Power = Dead Babies. Check Mate Environmentalists.

ARRRGGGHHH!!! THE STUPID'S COMING THROUGH THE SCREEN. WARRRRGAAAHH! IT'S ALL OVER MY SKIN. GET IT OFF! GET IF OFF! HELP ME! IT'S BURNING MY FACE OFF! DEATH BY STUPIDITY! ARRRRrrrrrg... gh... g.

You're a fucktard,

La-la-la-laaa,

You're a fucktard,

La-la-la-laaa.

@Parabol0086 @Parabol0086 woah... ok, I'm confused. I don't know how I did it, but I multi-mailed both BloodOfRayne (a cretard) and you with a single post. My apologies, I did not intend you to send you my message, it was intended for BloodOfRayne (still a cretard). Somehow I sent it to both of y...

Bishop Dickless from Iowa calls for truth and transparency... how fucking ironic coming from an organisation that has quietly turned a blind eye to its own widespread child abuse for centuries.