King of America

America is going to the dogs! We have to do something about this!
The teenage population is becoming corrupted by immorality!
Islam is being promoted by murderous suicidel pedophilic wife-beating neanderthals!
Atheism is becoming more arrogant, and more self-glorifying than ever!

Stop the insanity! Weed out the evil plaguing our children! Burn the Qur'an, along those appalling Pagan towels and sheets! And for God's sake, somebody tell those fucking atheists to shut the hell up about how we're "delusional", "superstitious", and "irrational", and how our beliefs are "Fantasy and Fairy Tales", and "there is no God". I swear! if one more atheist walks up to me and says "you're worshiping someone who doesn't exist", I'M GONNA HIT HIM WITH A FUCKING SHOVEL!!!!! Be atheist all you want, but get the fuck out of my face with your self-righteous bullshit! You like to complain about Christians pushing their beliefs on you, but you're no fucking better! Fucking hypocrites! WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND GO KILL YOURSELF, seeing as "life has no purpose, except to live"! What are you worried about? "Suicide isn't a sin, and there's no Hell, because souls don't exist, because there's no Afterlife", RE-FUCKING-MEMBER!?!?!?! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!

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