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I don't think it is quite close enough to the original.

@13craj Scuse me, that's not true. 17 here and loving this song. Just saying. And Kid Rock sucks.

Only stating my age because you brought it up.

Should I be ashamed this put a bigass grin on my face?

A real vampire, a deadly killing machine, but can become suave, smooth, and seductive. A creature that will take advantage of you, receiving everything you can give it before leaving you a cold, dead husk, and damning you to walk the night and become as it is, never to see the sun again.

A real ...

This is my country, it may not be perfect, but dammit it is my home. American to my dying breath.

As Americans, we are made up of the poor and cast out, the people who want to make a better life for themselves, and those who choose to be free. We wrote our name in blood on this land, and every drop we spill is a testament to what we will do to keep what we own. God bless every one of our sold...

Rucka Rucka Ali: The only artist in the world who can make me like a rap song.

Wait, did somebody tell me not to try and give them my proof? I offered no proof, merely applied logic as far as I can to an illogical problem. I said that it takes a fool to state there is no god, as the concept of "God" is by definition beyond physical or material existence. I believe "God" is ...

I wouldn't date a black girl. Why? Because I don't find them attractive. I like black people just fine, even if I tend to dislike black culture as a whole (Except jazz and their contributions to rock and roll) Call me a racist, and you are probably right.

Is that... Dueling Banjos? I think it is.

Hey hey hey! I find this offensive!

He makes fun of lynching black people! That's part of my way of life! Hater! WHITE POWER! *Nazi salute*

Twilight is trash. Stephenie Meyer has the writing skills of a ten year old with down's syndrome.

I read it, and it was like trying to swim through a pool of feces flavored jello. Such a slog trying to get through her terribly dull writing style. And Belle Swan is such a self-insert Mary Sue of ...

People like to watch things that make them go "WTF?"

I don't think the music or the girl are that good, but I find the video's oddness highly amusing.

Now, if you will excuse me I must go purge my mind with metal.

Oh wow, this is the biggest lump of shit I have seen in a long time...

Not to mention all the idiots who can't spell dumping their hate on the South. I'm a born and raised country boy, so all of you who think we are inbred backwards and stupid can suck my superior handle on the English language.

@OyaRevolutionary

You make little in the way of sense. The fact that a large ass is considered attractive has little to do with black women, even if they do tend to have them more often. It is just that most men like women with a large rear end. I know I do.

American culture is characterized by it's history of immigration, and it's music reflects this beautifully.

Hey guys... did you know the South whupped the tar out of the North for the first half of the war? Why? Because all the northern generals were about as dumb as a piece of wood. It wasn't until attrition came into play that the North started winning. That, and Abe decided to step in. Also, first R...