I feel old when I say things like "I REMEMBER WHEN BRETT FARVE PLAYED!!1!" and "BACK IN MY DAY, FOOTBALL PLAYERS USED TO BE ABLE TO HIT HARDER THAN SOCCER PLAYERS"
What in the hell did I just watch. The stupid fat turd is doing an elbow width lateral raise on a goddamn machine and acting like she's Ronnie Coleman. For God's sake just shoot the cow.
I feel old when I say things like "I REMEMBER WHEN BRETT FARVE PLAYED!!1!" and "BACK IN MY DAY, FOOTBALL PLAYERS USED TO BE ABLE TO HIT HARDER THAN SOCCER PLAYERS"