that was a side effect?!?!

"I don't KNOW! She just comes in at midnight and rearranges the tea packets then leaves."

"Put on the hat, it'll disguise your tattoo."-"But, the tattoo's on my leg.."-Yes, thats why."

"Join us. JOIN US NOW!"

"Well, three hamsters was eated, two were squashed, and one got an incurable hamster disease."

"You know, Medium is kind of scary."-"Yes. Except its about a family of blonde psychics."

"what?! are you being attacked?!"-"AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!"-"wait, i dont have a brinks home security system or a life alert, what do i do?!"

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