Vanity Fair September

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by an old friend of Gaga Ass Vs. Cheek
This is not the kind of picture that you want your girlfriend to see on your camera. I told my then-girlfriend it was innocent: Gaga was trying to figure out the difference between showing "ass" and showing "cheek."




Go ahead call me a bitch!
Cuz I know I'm a free bitch :)
Tell me to go die!
Cuz I'm So Happy I Could Die!
Call me a monster!
I'm fucking Gaga's Lil' Monster!
I'm caught in a Bad Romance with you Gaga haters! There's nothing else I can say. Eh Eh.
COPY AND PASTE FOR LADY GAGA

Why I love Lady GaGa ?
It's so easy.
She is so skilful.
She is so intelligent.
She is so talented.
She is so pretty.
She is so kind.
She is so funny.
She is so amazing.
She is so breathtaking.
Sh is so dope.
Hse is so loyal.
She is so carring.
She is so independent.
She is so wonderful.
She is a little weird, but genial.
She is so provocative.
She is so splendid.
She is so superb.
She is so admirable.
She is so marvelous.
She is so pleasant.
She is so sweet.
She is so HOT.
She is so cool.
She is so retrosexual.
She is so fabolous.
She is so delicious.
She is so glorious.
She is so delightful.
She is so exquisite.
She is so fascinating.
She is so goloptious.
She is so real.
She is so original.
She is so unique.
She is so brainy.
She is so gaga.(in a good way)
She is an icon of all fashion.
She has made a new style.
She is changing our lives and she is turning us to pop music that never be low or brow.
She is more and more than I've written there.

Lady Gaga HATERS:
yoυ goт a proвleм wιтн Gaga? ѕolve ιт.
yoυ тнιnĸ Gaga's тrιppιn'? тιe Gaga's ѕнoeѕ.
yoυ can'т ѕтand Gaga? ѕιт down.
yoυ can'т face Gaga? тυrn aroυnd.

A white man once said, "Colored

people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK."
"When I grew up, I was BLACK."
"When I'm sick, I'm BLACK."
"When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK."
"When I'm cold, I'm BLACK."
"When I die, I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir,"
"When you're born, you're PINK."
"When you grow up, you're WHITE."
"When you're, sick you're GREEN."
"When you go in the sun, you turn RED."
"When you're cold, you turn BLUE."
"And when you die, you turn PURPLE."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. -put this on your page if you hate racism.

95% of all teens would go into a panic if Miley Cyrus was on a 100 foot building about to jump. 4.99% of all teens would be yelling "JUMP B*TCH!"
Copy and paste if you're that 0.01% that would push her off.

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