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"A avut peste doua mii si ceva de femei"!! Limba romana, bre!

(Oricum, imputita treaba, daca a avea femei inseamna a face sex cu femei: atitea secretii vaginale pe bietul penis!...)

@LesElephantsBizarres "A single is a song which is singled out from a collection of songs; obsolete: the - 45-rpm disc which such a song used to be released on (usually together with its instrumental version)." Since the present is merely recycled past, the term 'single' is used nowadays to mean ...

Good song! All you need now is attach a video to it.

Fuckin' incredible!

@AlbaniianGiirl015 Zis iz khakha.

Uluitor.

Ha-ha! Pare bolnav! Caz in care, de fapt, nu ar trebui sa rid... Da' e comic. Baga pina si munoaching! Clar nu ar trebui sa rid. Nu rid. Defel.

Cum spun romanii: ma rid. Pe mine, ma, m.

Sa fii ridiculizat astfel, dincolo de granitele tarisoarei tale...

To be ridiculed like that, the world over...

(Stiu, bre, ca in traducere e usor altceva; relaxeaza-te!/I do know the translation is not perfect, yes. Save your breath!)

Asa incoerent cum este, noi stim ce vrea sa spuna si ii dam dreptate.

Iar comentariile, cit de suculente! Bagati, mai!!

M-as alatura si numai ca sa ii stirpim pe aia, darmite ca sa fim prieteni!

How come you're such an expert, dude?

Cine sint cei cu schelalaieli? Generalizari, mersi, pot trinti si eu o mie. Nume! Vreau nume. Sa terminam cu fandarile pe dupa deget.

@TheDobleimpact (Zimbind:) Sint multi, dar, dupa cum stim, nu se baga in fata, asa incit nu se vad des. Prea au nevoie de prim-plan becalii si basestii.

@RazvanRosca La virsta pe care o afisati, nu ma mir ca nu intelegeti. (= constatare, nu intentie de a ofensa - aceasta, ca sa nu prelungim inutil discutia. Emoticon de care doriti.)

To use this to get one to some stupid site for somebody to make two cents for a thousand clicks is degrading.

This was accidentally visionary.

@silentflight1 Guess not.

@TheSlipknotist Cred ca toti stam pe un scaun, ceva, in fata monitorului. Indemnul e redundant.

P.S. Daca, de fapt, ai vrut sa fii magar, putem si noi, ceilalti, sa iti spunem tie cite ceva.

Mai degraba asculta - orice ai asculta - cu atentie si invata sa accepti ca lumea nu trebuie sa iti faca t...

I like.

Two women? Hum...

"Cruise on! Cruise on, motherfuckers!" says she.

Lovely!

@goldenbrown999 No one else cares. This is Blondie, for crying out loud!

@eBayMafia Every woman 25 or older has them. It's a sad fact of life. But we do keep on loving them.

sounds hesitant and unfinished. make up your mind about what you want to do, then return in a few years' time. this time round, with a product which does not fail to actually begin.

@JustthatCrazzzy Yeah. This is wicked beyond belief. Certainly makes the frigging popes stop jerking off.

@dannyfrounz14 Beautiful! Ride on!