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TruckerRobK liked a video
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Although it should be noted that self crashes have a far less mortality ...
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Although it should be noted that self crashes have a far less mortality rate than crashes involving other cars.
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"awesome keep it up slingshot!!!"
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TruckerRobK liked a video
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Slingshot Intelligence has released their most advanced weaponry for the...
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Slingshot Intelligence has released their most advanced weaponry for the uprising against the forces of Nature. Weapons refined enough to harness the wind's immense strength and strong enough to withstand the water's heaviest impacts, with precision, speed, efficiency, and natural steeze. But even the greatest weapons are useless without the right hands to wield them. It takes commitment, sacrifice, courage, control, and strength to master their full power. Slingshot has weaponized the dreaded Master Chiefa BigE, Eric Rienstra, Code Name: Predator to lead the uprising.
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TruckerRobK liked a video
(2 months ago)
Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!
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LYRICS
Ho Ho
When it's Christmas time
everybody's waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap
And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap
Brats are outta control
my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically
Girl look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly
It sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don't quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling?
Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty.
It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
I got a big ole gut
I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste
Of my sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughty's
It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's
Wait Let me explain it
Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement
I'm jolly and burely
I never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey
Check it out
When ladies get nippy
I'm makin' deliverys
From Dallas to Sydney
Then I'm out
Single moms are friendly
Every X-mas eve
When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty
Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it
I'm Santa and I Know it
Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves
Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail
I'm Santa and I know it
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TruckerRobK subscribed to 13mordeth
(2 months ago)
Popular little vans redesigned to look like Volkswagen vans. (reuploaded...
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Popular little vans redesigned to look like Volkswagen vans. (reuploaded due to poor video quality of original upload)
Someone in the comment section says they are Subaru Sambar.
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