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Amazing show, wish i could understand what the fuck people are saying half of the time

Who the hell is thomas

Oh the game is so dirty today, players dont have respect, concussions are an epedemic, things are worse than the good old days.... your idiots the game was brutal back then the media playing and exploiting anything and everything has turned you all into little whiny bitches.

Why is Ray Barones brother in all the stonetemple pilot videos.

Why are most of the video players on porn websites better than this shitty youtube video player?

Ay Walburg, tis a fine Irish name

To think that grudgenotdead101 would be in jail right now if pipa and sopa passed

Silver chair is Cornel, Cobain and Vedder mashed into collective soul

It was hard to contain my laughter after seeing Hall, Oats put me over the edge and when Uncle Joey from full house got in there I lost my mind and found myself on the floor rolling around

You all reallize that the president of the United States basically have no power. Make sure you know who your accusations are being directed at.

@duke3oh8 AHA I already reported myself

How do you start a 1 vs 1 lan. Co op works okay like this but I can not seem to LAN 1 VS 1 without it going through the internet. And my internet is really terrible so i really want direct pc to pc

Holy dramatic title.

The mom is the best in this movie. Mother says to father -- "Cant you see she tried it once and it was hard? Why are you supporting her? She was easily discouraged, just let her be, if she wants to give up this easily just let her you terrible father"

The best part of the movie --(Paraphrasing) Mother says to father -- "Cant you see she tried it once and it was difficult? Just let her give up, Why are you encouraging her? Your a terrible father and a monster for supporting your daughter."

The best part of the movie --(Paraphrasing) Mother says to father -- "Cant you see she tried it once and it was difficult? Just let her give up, Why are you encouraging her? Your a terrible father and a monster for supporting your daughter."

kick him in his left leg, its his only weakness

@Deamzor7 That is basically like saying "If you think you are going to find violence in WW2, your obviously looking in the wrong place. WW2 was an era where places like Sweden, Switzerland and Portugal had all kinds of peace."

@TheI3lakey Coke Dick

South park used to love Canada, the movie was all about how much better they were than America. Now they just straight up hate on canadians

Normally i would flip out about how you are the one responsible for the excessive youtube ads for useless shit that requires them to increase there servers and mainatinaence and makes it impossible to find what i actually want on youtube. But this was somewhat funny

My god apple people are so fucking brainwashed its not even funny. iOS is shit you cant do anything you want, you have to do what apple wants. Can anyone actually say an advantage of iOS over gingerbread. go for it I dare you.

I would have peppersprayed that annoying girl

Thanks for the double tap tip!

Iphone os is so shitty. you fucking apple people are so brainwashed its pathetic

This song is such a rip off of van halens unchained

I am spam dialling the number you had on your 4:57

I just went out and bought a red baseball cap

Oh man those bubbles at 3:31 would fuck you up

Fucking Hipsters

@MsBeiberkiller So many nipples

If we taught little kids to fight fair from a young age maybe there would be some honor in this world. Instead of an equal consenting fights, now noone starts something unless its 5 on 1, or if they can hit you from behind, or with a weapon. We have raised a generation of bitches because you fu...

Hockey is becoming soccer. Nothing but a fucking bunch of whiney chivilrousless bitches that will do anything to win, even by making yourself look like a little cunt bitch

Aww it was fake all along

The fat dancing crying girl was in bad taste

Man I didnt know people made songs about stuff these days. This is awesome

these guys are going to get sued for slander

Man my coke is going to go up 15 bucks a gram because of these ass holes

I bet this song helped a lot of people convince themselves to commit suicide

Just another reason why Canada is better than the US

@Roadkill1662 Anything is legal in canada so long as it is not spring assisted or can be open freely or by gravity. Speed assists like kershaw speedsafe is legal

Man that is brutal, kershaw speed assist is 5 times faster than that and its legal