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2 months ago

Cat swung by tail by spinning hooligan Caught on CCTV Ramsgate Kent

An unidentified man allegedly caught on CCTV swinging a cat in the air by its tail by has handed himself into police, the RSPCA has said.

The 20-y...

bjnr0 • 25,133 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

Do this to all fucking cats!! H8 the little fuckers me all they do is come and shit in your bastard garden
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2 months ago

9/11: Total Proof No Planes Hit The Buildings!

http://www.thescienceofgett... Be On Page One of Google, Expose The Truth & Be The Coolest Guy On The Planet.

About this video:

911 carto...

YouTubReptilian • 297,235 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

Fucking idiot! You no full well that two planes was involved! Get a fucking life who ever made this wank pathetic video!
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2 months ago

PAUSE THIS VIDEO AT EXACTLY 00:01 seconds

UPDATE...these videos are consistent...even if the perspective makes them seem inconsistent.

PAUSE THE VIDEO AT EXACTLY 00:01 seconds: ....just as...

Seatnineb • 1,598,318 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

Why te fuck do people make these stupid fucking pointless meaningless videos!!! Just by reading the fuckom title I knew str8 away it was guna be some dickhead tryna get every1 attention! Sad bastard get a life
1:57

2 months ago

Re: My Tram Experience

My Tram Experience by ladyk89 was CRAZY! My Tram Experience by ladyk89 was omg!

My Tram Experience

by ladyk89

http://www.youtube.com/watc......

LauraBlissful • 163,611 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

R u a fuckin idiot? Shed moaning about all the pakis polish and Nigerians in Britain. She's not moaning at Britain in the sense your coming out with, fucksake lass just say what you mean! She's a racist bastard
0:42

2 months ago

How to Chill A Coke In just a second!!

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We are now showing you a secret " How to Chill A Coke In just a second! ". LOOK AT WHAT I'VE DONE TO ...

TheSupereffect • 9,663,766 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

Ure a prick what tha fuk does this have to do with mj? My masturbation plant is trying to eat the Rastas in the strawberry fields :D
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3 months ago

This is How My Son Does Dishes

Frankie asked if I could put Smooth Criminal on while he did the dishes. Wasn't long before I heard rustling coming from the kitchen. Filmed by hi...

Dedzig • 2,251,982 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

Hahaha mint! Well done dad for catching this clip and well done frankie! Truly caught in the act lol awesome!
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3 months ago

Conrad Murray Verdict in Michael Jackson Trial -- GUILTY

Dr. Conrad Murray has been found GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson.

TMZ • 70,164 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

@suckmynut fuck you lol what do you know. Go eat shit.
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3 months ago

NASA UFO Sighting By December 2011 on TV

Better quality:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

truthoflifeTV • 41,803 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

Tonight iv just seen something I couldnt possibly explain! I'm sure it was a UFO! A bright light suddenly just appeared in the sky, at the time of noticing it I was actually talking to my friend and it was the peripheral vision of the eye that caught the bright object appearing it, when I first m...
2:57

3 months ago

Jay-Z and Youtube Do NOT Want You to WATCH This!

Part I.

Jay-Z has recently DELETED and DISABLED the comments on his video "On To the Next One." He realized that people were catching on to his sa...

RetiredNotExpired88 • 489,192 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

I fucking hate you for naming the title of this video what you have done. Why the fuk would YouTube be bothered about this you silly cunt
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3 months ago

Another One Bites The Dust - It's Fun To Smoke Marijuana

"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen, is an example of "backmasking". The title played backwards sounds like "It's Fun To Smoke Marijuana"

dboy11368 • 321,588 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

Easy cum easy go up ya bum n off ya go :))
5:53

3 months ago

DEMO - Learn How To Give A Great Neck and Shoulder Massage - Educating Hands School of Massage

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educatinghandsmiami • 93,554 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

How did I get here? My 1 way ticket to Berlin has expired, does anybody carry a spare screwdriver?
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3 months ago

World's Greatest Head Massage cont - The Cosmic Barber.mov

http://www.spanomadtraining... Laurie English, SpaNomad, films Baba the Cosmic Barber of Pushkar, India as he does Indian head massage. Anwers t...

SpaNomad • 1,533,669 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

What an idiot lol!! I dont doubt that the head massage is amazing cos it looks but waving his arms about like that just makes him look like a cunt. Have you even noticed then wen he's waving his arms about and making stupid noises he's actully laughing at himself. This is because he knows he loo...
6:42

3 months ago

Tortoises

Munching food

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Tortoisemad1989 uploaded
- 3 months ago
  
  Tortoisemad1989 commented:
  
  Very interesting to watch. I appreciate videos like this as it shows a new aspect and quality to life. Utter brilliance my friend, have you thought about taking up nature programs, you seem to catch some rather beautiful moments
- 9 months ago
  
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5 months ago

Worlds greatest Head massage Part 3 NEW!!!!!

This is the latest customer to get the most amazing head massage from Baba and record it. He posted a video earlier, but the title was not in english.

beyondthepack • 262,404 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

@junkietomato you obviously no nothing. Lol if you think the only thing around you is radiation then peace be with you my friend. Bye.
3:54

8 months ago

Stacie Orrico Stuck

Music video to Stacie Orrico's hit single from 2003, from her 2nd album.

JournalOfJco • 6,863,284 views

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8 months ago

210ft Rope Swing over a lake (230ft high)

Me and J rented a boat, took it about 30 min from the marina to a secluded bridge (230ft from the lowest metal to the water). Climbed up a big ass ...

laohu23 • 455,589 views

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9 months ago

Earwax Removal Under the Microscope

http://www.FauquierENT.net - HD video of earwax being removed under the microscope.

Read more about earwax here http://goo.gl/Smklt

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fauquierent • 652,814 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

Dirty bastard lol
3:40

9 months ago

nicki minaj cuchi shop

nicki minaj rippin the coffee shop track...FIYA!!!!

ladycrakajoke • 2,260,597 views

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9 months ago

Lil Wayne - Lollipop (Remix) ft. Kanye West & Young Jeezy

Lollipop remix

Rashadqmisty • 96,785 views

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9 months ago

Bryn Owen - Baby Girl (HECTIK)

TheUnited2008 • 249,667 views

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9 months ago

Sophia Fresh feat. T-Pain - Superbad (Official Music Video)

http://www.SophiaFresh.net - Superbad feat. T-Pain is on the Sophia Fresh mixtape "So Phreaking Fresh" - download it here:

http://www.nappyboyonl...

NappyBoyOnline • 1,775,180 views

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9 months ago

PEPPA PIG (Polly Parrot)

FOR MORE GO TO

http://www.peppapigs.blogsp...

kpapiipa • 1,976,341 views

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9 months ago

The Little Rascals: Note to Darla

Buckwheat and Porky are meant to deliver a note from Alfalfa to Darla, but when Porky uses it as a hanky, Buckwheat repeats what Alfalfa told him.

kocken42 • 1,528,547 views

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9 months ago

Classy and Funky Animal Print Nail Tutorial

Read Me: This is the second tutorial I EVER did on Youtube but had to private it due to music copyright. So I thought I would redo it for you guys ...

luxuriousnails • 66,402 views

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9 months ago

Purple White Flower Nails - Nail Art Tutorial

Mein Blog:

www.colouryourglamorouslife.blogspot.com

GlamerousGabby • 611,745 views

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9 months ago

smurf n janet lol

janet lol

ashbinks01 • 70 views

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9 months ago

Series 1 Episode 12

Watch More Peppa http://peppapigepisodes.com

ClubPeppa • 2,015,831 views

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9 months ago

Dancing toes.

Uhm I get bored.

I think my toes are double jointed.

raphaelisradd • 1,421 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

Your toes are sexy as fuck! Can you paint them blue and show them in your next video
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10 months ago

Foot Fetish - Sexy Black Toenail Polish - Youtube User Request

Youtube user Stilettomind commented on a previous video saying that he wanted to see me painting my nails, so here I am! Comment on this video or ...

iUseMyFeet • 60,446 views

Tortoisemad1989 commented:

That's amazing!

About Tortoisemad1989's channel

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Latest Activity

Dec 12, 2011

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May 3, 2011

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