Still talking to yourself, mal? It normally isn't this difficult for blandly inarticulate bigots like you to find friends, but you've managed to fail at that as well as everything else, apparently.

BlowJobQuestions is a suck puppet, a very, very, very, gay suck puppet! LOL

Kill all the niggers that you can find.

It's nice to know that you are honest about your sexuality on at least one account, mal. Of course, it doesn't outweigh your tragic lack of a sense of humor, but heh, you can't win them any.

Toothless Tom is his name and he is toothless in nature

CUNT

Kill niggers.

Really?? Me too! I've started sucking them small yellow dicks, those big black ones were giving me headaches!

Well, I'm certainly gay, unusually and peculiarly gay as a matter of fact, but having such longings to plunge my manhood into the honey-filled valleys of another man's anus and having such an inadequate tool with which to do so exacerbates my lack of faith.

Praise science, that one day might be able to remedy my microscopically small penis.

I coulda told you that!

Well, I have an almost imperceptible penis, which probably accounts for my admiration of Dawkins. As for whimpering, when a man is really plowing me deep and hard (the way I like it, BTW) I tend to glaze over in a form of transcendence. Occasionally my lovers have expressed concern that in my state of otherworldliness, I seem not to be enjoying the anal drilling, to which I assure them I'm enjoying it on a much deeper level.

Personally, I like the hurt. It's life affirming, and so while naturally I've considered nerve-reduction surgery, I abstain. Being without a doctrinal religion per se, the equisite pain involved in being thoroughly hammered in the anus is what I consider truly to be a spiritual experience.