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Hi, my names Thomas, and you're looking very pretty today? Have you lost weight? is that a new hair-cut? Aaaah, no, it's that new dress you bought from that second hand-shop that you thought was a real bargain but when your wore it to Sally's birthday last Saturday you caught your friends talking about how it grotesquely exentuated your elbows and lower pelvis which you're only wearing now to spite them because you're that kind of a vidictive person, like that time you buried all of John's underwear in a nuclear waste disposal area because he forgot that you're horribly allergic to peanuts when he made you dinner that one time at his house and you very suddenly transmutated into a fifty-eyed gorilla fish that was only just able to be subdued after going on a city-wide rampage and kidnapping all the Andorrans. Well, I think it looks good on you.

I run like a girl.
And I dance like a fish.

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