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To everyone bitching about smoking...

We only get one shot at life so we might as well enjoy it as much as possible.

And there is no after-life and there is no God so smd.

Ubersturmfuhrer Amon Leopold Goeth

Tom Marvolo Riddle (Lord Voldemort)

His 2 most brilliant roles.

I suppose the "SS" on his collar stood for Salazar Slytherin??

haha lmao XD

I wanna met Ralph Fiennes (voldemort)

he was my favorite villain since Schindler's List (Amon Goeth)

Wow Harry would be pissed, this one didn't require parseltongue to open it....

And no creepy eye popped out either.

Gryffindor Motto: "Who needs brains when you have balls?"

'Ramses' in The Prince of Egypt is voiced by Ralph Fiennes. (Voldemort)

Harry Osborn (James Franco) and Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton) in a movie together= EPIC WIN!!!

tits or gtfo

@nairad100

listen to him say it...

He shouts "Expelliarmus!" at teh same time Vodly shouts "Avada Kedavra!"

Plus throughout the movies it's Harry's combat spell of choice...

100 Likes and i'll play the recording of this in Hogwarts next week at WWOHP in Florida.

@sailorneptune98

"Rose to success"? All you filthy monkeys ever do is complain and ask for free handouts, claiming that we fucking 'owe' you something. News flash. WE DON'T OWE YOU SHIT!!!...besides a whipping for steppin outta line.

What is a "bibal"..? I've heard of the Holy Bible...but the ...

that cocoa puff thing...

was she telling him to cum inside her?

0:52

Nazi subliminal message.

"SS"

Final Episode "Jihad"

Aired: September 11, 2001

8:04 AM.

...I blew my load right when the big Jew popped up on the screen.

Epic fail.

@thepottsman999

This made me LOL cuz in one episode of the real show, Uncle Phil yells "Have me relocated to this...THIS LANDFILL!!!!"

Wow...you know your bad in bed if your wife turns to a MIDGET for sex.

The black people we have over here in the UK generally behave civilized...

The problem in America is that the White people over there feel sorry for them and act as "reverse Uncle Toms" to them...

If you treat EVERYONE equally (no free hand outs, but on the other hand, no discrimination) everyt...

...I hope your parents both die and you end up having to live in a cockroach infested slum....you ungrateful condom leak.

@mkadams99

...How? I live near a lot of them and they're very quiet, peaceful people....

Now blacks...that's another story.

OMG AMON GOETH FROM SCHINDLER'S LIST

Gotta love the Ruskies and their drunken shenanigans.

Draco Malfoy's theme.

Just opened my last frog box...

Helga Hufflepuff.

I'll trade for Gryffindor if you want.