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TomCruiseHere
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Name:
T.
Channel Views:
1,051
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Age:
22
Joined:
Jun 9, 2009
Latest Activity:
4 days ago
Subscribers:
3
About Me:
 
The only words capable of accurately describing the entity that is me have yet to be brought into existence. Here's some history though:

In the year 1904, I barricaded myself within the confines of my heavily fortified computer room, buried nine miles into the earth's crust; there, I have remained ever since. This was done so that the human race would be spared the sight of my face, the awe-inspiring beauty of which caused the heads of mortal men to violenty explode.

Several times throughout my life, I have been diagnosed with severe schizophrenia. I believe, however, that such claims are inaccurate, especially since none of the doctors that treated me were certified; they were all imaginary!

Some may challenge the validity of what I say, but if it's any consolation, I can guarantee you that I never lie.
Country:
United States
Interests:
Global domination; How polygamists get such a smooth game; The Jerry Curl; Girls who smell nice and look good; PETA for Pokemon
Movies:
Star Wars is my favorite movie The Force is my religion
Music:
Good Music i.e. anything before grunge and modern rock
Books:
Good Books (unlike that one series, the name of which I will not have disgrace my channel; you know, the one with the vampires and the werewolves, and that pale chick who always looks and/or is stoned
Recent Activity  
TomCruiseHere commented on Forrest Gump - San Francisc... (4 days ago)
"What's the name of the band doing this cover?"
 
 
TomCruiseHere commented on Ringo Wants to Sing More (M... (4 days ago)
"Anyone know who that is playing Ringo? Looks familiar."
 
 
TomCruiseHere commented on Mass Effect 3: Reinstated (... (4 days ago)
"Partial Nudity?!

YEAH BUDDY!!!

More alien ass-cheek/side-boob!!!"
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TomCruiseHere commented on John Lennon 'bigger than Je... (4 days ago)
"John IS bigger than Jesus. It's okay though, people were a lot shorter i..."   more
 
 
TomCruiseHere favorited a video (5 days ago)
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Channel Comments
MrDjoyahs (3 months ago)
COOKIES!
erinb360 (7 months ago)
cookies
ownedbymee (1 year ago)
HAHA YOUR COMMETN ON THE BLaCK HP CAMERA HAHA
TraumStarke (2 years ago)
Played the first three hours at a friends....Picking up a copy for myself today. You may want to have that fallout shelter ready because the first ten minutes had my attention bordering the same mental nodes as a cult follower praising his idol. Lay back reality and fall forward; I will into a sweet dream of The Effect, For I am home...and nobody can tell me otherwise.
TraumStarke (2 years ago)
lol I feel ya there, ME2 was the only jewel that seemed to spark up 2010.....get it fully played through with every lil morsel of digital sugar just in time to say goodbye to the world in 2012....I regret NOTHING, except maybe not winning the lotto....every thing else just sort of floats in the gray of the common "blah"
TomCruiseHere (2 years ago)
Just say 'COOKIES!'
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