About this user
I'm a time traveling assasin from the future who attends Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When not walking my pet ferret, Jared, I enjoy entering hot dog eating contests, painting my toenails with "White-Out", eating whole tubes of "Crest" whitening toothpaste, and reenacting StarWars battle scenes with my next-door neighbor.
Hometown
Sesame Street
Country
Tanzania
Occupation
(see time traveling assasin above)
Interests
(see 2nd part of About Me paragraph)