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Impact engine looks really good. Can't wait to break a few legs.

@drums335 what do you mean which pixel is the ball? There's only one pixel to choose from.

erm, what. the. fuck?

@Erolguler40 don't try and act like a smart arse when you can't spell - just makes you look like an arse.

When did I say they don't work? I use them myself occasionally. Just don't play against crap people and video myself scoring average goals. Yeah some of these are good, but at the end of the ...

the first goal wasn't even a good finish it just shouldn't be on there. He hit it straight to the middle of the net at a perfect height for the keeper, but then it deflected in. From the videos I've seen of him, and maybe I'm wrong and I hope I am wrong if he does sign for United, but he just doe...

Number 1 sums up his career in one word when the commentator just says "howwwww?!"

@igorsexi yeah this is PES, even though all of the advertising boards say FIFA and everything. Grow some balls you fucking spack. And by balls, in this case, I mean eyeballs.

One day I hope I can defend as well as the people you play against in this video.. They are just incredible. Never dive into a tackle, always jockey you to make sure you don't just run straight past them. Defensively, these guys are the best I've ever seen on FIFA 11.

... Oh wait, they're just t...

@mattydobson1 yeah and I've just been abducted by an alien and saw Bin Laden in the UFO. Fortunately I escaped by jumping out of it just as it was about to enter space, I dropped for a few minutes but luckily I landed on 450,000 cushions - random I know but "belevie" me.

In other words - shut t...

@felixbroadcast10 you shouldn't worry about that - you can't even spell his name correctly.

@vishaldj95 No it wasn't, it was Terry. He pretends to wipe his shit filthy mouth on his sleeve then sneakily spits on him. If you watched the game you would know that because it was a lot clearer on TV.

Isn't nice to see anyone in this state... But, at the end of the day if I'm being honest he completely deserves this. He's a disgraceful, sly, horrible man. Yes I'm a United fan but that's beside the point, I disliked him in the first place but the moment he spat on Carlos Tevez in the Champions ...

@freereg29 What? First of all I'm from England myself, and second of all I know... They are my favourite band. Just saying they are nothing like The Beatles and Oasis, which they aren't.

@missturd34 What they do is put their hand on the mouse, move over to the dislike button, and press it. Crazy isn't it.

Finally, a compilation of Fifa goals that isn't boring and repetitive.

That Ibrahimovic goal is hilarious.

@vsriv911 there's nothing silent about any song, otherwise it wouldn't be a song. Shut up and enjoy the video of the man with the best footballing brain ever to set foot on this planet, thanks.

@clarkylad1000 ... and it's apparent that all you ever did was be a dick head in school.

Muse aren't the modern anyone or anything. Muse are Muse. Always have been, always will be.

@willmasahiro Oh my god that is absolutely amazing news. Congratulations, your medal is on it's way.

Nah, shut up you dick.

@KKDivine94 - Essien is at 1:08..

Please note: w w w.specsavers.co.uk

@nikezooms "never be heard of again"? Well, they are playing at Reading/Leeds this year so correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure they have been heard of again. They were never really forgotten about in the first place, not from me anyway. If this is what you call "stupid fucking music" then...

@nixkid007 So music can only be good if it's "indie". You're obviously just a complete twat who thinks you're cool by listening to "indie" music. And also, if there is such thing as "indie" then this is more "indie" than most crap that comes out these days anyway.

Why is everything classed as racism these days? Having blackboards in schools is classed as racism, yet those blackboards being replaced with whiteboards is absolutely fine? It's a disgrace. The way Paris Hilton expressed her views on black guys may have been wrong, but if she doesn't like kissin...

@MolotovRooster because it isn't "indie" I suppose.