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Martyr Mar Raphael Bidawid Tells the Truth TiqlatAshur 3,247 views Mar Raphael Bidawid, the Patriarch of the Chaldean Church tells the truth about his and his Chaldean Church's Assyrian heritage. He emphasizes that he and the other Chaldea...
Soro Reads Gospel in Jammo Dialect TiqlatAshur 3,060 views So funny!
Arba' ilu, The Assyrian City of Arbil TiqlatAshur 783 views The Assyrian city of Arbil was established 4500 years ago by Assyrians in Northern Iraq. Arba ' Ilu in Assyrian means "four gods".
Nineveh Song by Dobrina Daniel TiqlatAshur 4,165 views Dobrina's wonderful voice in singing Rabi William Daniel's masterpiece, the Nineveh song. Rabi William Daniel (1903 - 1988) is well known to be an Assyrian Shakespeare ...
Semeleh Song by Dobrina Daniel TiqlatAshur 10,326 views Dobrina Daniel's Semeleh song that is written by Dr. Sargon Giwargis of Tehran-Iran is dedicated to the Assyrian Martyrs of Semeleh (Simel) massacre during 4th-11th of Augu...
The Mesopotamian Forum TiqlatAshur 3,579 views In this video, we picture the Mesopotamian Forum, the most anti-Assyrian forum out there where a bunch of Saddam's Baath Party members/followers, all of which we call 'the ...
BenShiwari TiqlatAshur 1,302 views Sometimes, an extraordinary event could make your friends happy no matter what price you have to pay.
Ex-Bishop Bawai Soro Denies the Allegation 1 TiqlatAshur 13,142 views Now known as His Disgrace Bawai Soro denies what he calls allegation # 1 that he would make his few followers convert to Roman Catholic. Ironically, it was what he exactly ...
When Albert Kiryakoz Makes History TiqlatAshur 5,670 views Albert Kiryakoz, a mafia wannabe man defends His Disgrace Ex-Bishop Bawai Soro and reads a letter written by His Disgrace. The letter promises that His Disgrace Ex-Bishop B...
Ex-Bishop Soro: On Becoming Roman Catholic TiqlatAshur 16,372 views His Disgrace Ex-Bishop Soro is telling his few followers that he will not make them Catholic. That was exactly what he actually did. He made them Catholic!

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I used to be an alchemist. For years I tried to find a way to convert copper to gold. Spending time in labs, readings, taking notes, falling asleep on the desks, a question was flouting in my mind. How?

I never found an answer. Instead, subconsciously, I lived an ascetic life. It enforced me to purify my soul. Finally, I succeeded converting the copper of my being to gold.

But the gold was not pure enough since I was amateur, so no one wanted it. In the meantime, I felt in love with an Assyrian girl. She never loved me back, so I became a wander in the high mountains, where I met a mentor, a learned man. He showed me the path to the high mountains is to solve mysteries, and solving mysteries made me the mystery itself. Hearing my cries, my mentor advised me, "In order to be successful in romance, you should become a mystery book so the other side wants to read it. But be careful because after she reads it, it would become boring then she would pick another book to read. Thus, the only way to keep the mystery alive for her is to dynamically generate mysteries (DGM)."

Now, I'm back from the mountains and have no access to him. I'm practicing his teachings (DGM) though, but it fails all the time. I don't know; my mentor never told me about the importance of the cover of the book. Did I mention he was blind?

The system needs an overhaul:

- I should not have stared at Bodhidharma too much during my meditation sessions. It just shaped me to look like him. If I was smart enough back then, I would have found a thin disciple to stare at.

- I should not have broken too many woods and bricks with empty hands. Because of that my handwriting is so ugly. Every thing I write for her, she throws it out even before she reads it. That's why I don't write a lot, what's the point of doing so?

- I should not have become a marksman wining everybody in our company, pissing some Kurds off and as a result now facing the payback time. What's the point while I cannot even target ones heart?

- I should not have chosen to become a sergeant specialized in communication devices, when I cannot even communicate with her.

- I should not have learned complicated programming languages, when I cannot even program my life. I should have learned the languages of love and unity.

- I remember, when I was nine, Rosemary our Armenian neighbors daughter used to read love stories written by Ernest Hemingway, while I was reading what happened to Shushane d' Jolamark. Rosemary got married and went to Armenia, but I am still after my darling.

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