SONG REQUEST. Basically do a song taking the piss out of people such as your good fine self. We would all like you to elaborate on the following theme ideas:

You wish to appear chilled out but you are not.
You cannot play guitar well.
You have attempted to brand yourself.
You are old.
You take the piss out of others and pick your targets poorly in that they are often funnier and more intelligent than your good fine self.
You have nothing positive to say.
You like watching Skins.
You did a media studies degree.
There are many just like you.You are not edgy.

TILLERCOCK

You probably do have some appeal to the ignorant and the masses, but then so does being fat.

You seem to be another part of a general movement of faux wackiness and/or contrived casualness! Its dishonest and you will end up with a rotten soul.

I think you may have a comedy future as you do seem to have put some effort in so far so here is my two pence:

Learn to play the guitar properly.
Learn how to compose music.
Stop faking a nonchalant attitude. Its not.
Being able to babble will not cover up not being correct.
Stop making mistakes then trying to turn them into jokes.

If you are going to be messy and shit there needs to be a talent and brilliance underlining it.

If you are clever you can judge the input by the output. I can tell what your intentions (input) are and they are vain and snide. Your output (song, brand etc.) is bad also!
Also, it is patronising. Like a fat man trying to hide behind a thin tree. I can see you. Dont you dare think I cant!! Haha. I can see inside your soul and its not nice. Other people may only see the output and they will not take quite so much offence.

Actually I dont hate you; its unfair to judge you against real excellence. You are simply not destined to be great or even good. By definition most people are merely average.

SIR
Its like youve been designed right up to your crappy hair to get on my nerves.
The tuneless songs, yeah OK I get it. Jeff Lewis can keep a crowd rapt for hours with just a guitar and his IQ.
Fortunately for him he lacks your ersatz self-deprecatory tone (if youre so shy and sensitive, why regularly film yourself for strangers to see?)
And the subject matter: you think MPs are corrupt, you find TXTSPK disconcerting. Come on man, where do you get your shit, fossilised christmas crackers from the Precomedian Era?
Seriously, reconsider that job at the council office. It might be best if you started saving some money for the day, surely not too far off judging by the sagging features, where you are totally unemployable.
Regards

Heyla Mr!!
hope all is swell is tillerpop world, just wanted to wish you a groovy sunday,and a great new week!!
all the good stuff
~chrissy

hey there!! I came across you again by accident!! I had subscribed on my old account before it was closed..we talked before you were setting off for the fringe..how did you get on??
I bumped into david o doherty on the street over there..I was chuffed:D:D
Anyway,im back aboard the tillerpop giggle vessel, im a resubscriber!! woohoo
peace out
~chrissy

i know you have a song about a toilet roll dispenser,but what about one about a toilet roll dispenser doll.my granney used to make them out of wool,lace and ribbons looked a bit like bo peep but with big bones.
i could see you chewing sniffing poppers going rock a hoop over that one...barbara cartland never had it so good.

hes some tips from barbara cartland i found online...

Lyrics are fun to write and I like expressing sound, like one I wrote called 'The Typist's Song':

Of what are we thinking, while inking a line,
Or tapping the keys, our knees swaying in time?
Hear and discern that it's rhythm in rhyme.
Tap. Tap-tap. Tap Tap.

barbara cartland,copyright,1924.

well i dont know about you but thats helping me,
all the best.
paul.

Why thank you. Glad you approve.
Keep watching... there'll be more vids soon!
Dan+Dan

Keep up with the shit. Subscribe me as I'm more popular than you at the moment.

Dan