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i want your babies! THANK YOU!

@22dimethylhexane Wtf is ED? And yeah, bitches love smoking weed. Not playing with toy sized rockets, and plus, why the hell did you respond to this? It's a month old.. lol.

Col. Ludlow: "EY!, wus gon on er?"

Officer: "Hahahaha, whats going on here?" :D

Col Ludlow: "YEAH!"

*Epic slow motion, everyone dies, haply ever after"

Fuck I love this scene LOL.

It's the gay pride glove! :D

I'd say you'reeeeeee desperate for attention.

I'm well aware that the AVGN is superior to the IRATE Gamer in just about every way, but you should have used actual video comparisons between AVGN's videos and IRATE's videos to prove your point instead of just pretending to be the IRATE gamer and talking like a dumb ass.

1. Even though Mac used your beats you totally blew this out of proportion and nothing YOU say or do will ever prevent Mac from becoming more successful.

2. You're a dumb ass because even after all this shit happened with him using your beats you asked him in the emails if he wanted anymore by y...

Haha I love how at the end of the video you call him a bitch and a fake when in the emails you also asked him if he wanted more beats. You sir are an idiot.

Damn bro, I'm never one to comment on peoples shit telling them they're good because usually its mediocrity on YouTube. But you spit fire on this shit and it was a damn good Eminem impression. Keep it up bro, you definitely have potential, I'm impressed.

Well considering most if not all Marine related injuries are due to bullets, shrapnel, and explosives. All this working out does nothing for you unless you engage in (which you probably wont) hand to hand combat and even if then they're probably a suicide bomber.

Why do these drunken rednecks have see through tape on their hands? If it wasn't for wrestling and and NASCAR they probably would never be able to count to 18.

Terrible >.<

@ThexBeastlyTurtle How the fuck is selena gomez a slut? and how is hanah montana a sex symbol for Disney? You're retarded.

My childhood all wrapped up into one bad ass speech.

0:28 WTF? Where they flicking them at each others teeth? That guy has like 2 in his head.

Okay why would you want to cum all over your fans? And why do you hold your dick while you shit, you would get piss all over your hand. Also why do you talk about smoking crack? You're like 13 year old white kids who most likely live in the rich suburbs with catholic parents. STFU. My respect for...

This is basically what was going through his head while he was running.

"Give the ball to Marshawn and WOAH! Look at dis shit! Look at dis nigga! LOOK AT THIS MOTHA FUCKIN' BEAST! LOOK AT DIS woah! hold on, GET THE FUCK OFF ME PUSSY! OH SHITTTTHAHAHAHhahahaha look at dis shit runnin' touchdown...

"Give the ball to Marshawn and WOAH! Look at dis shit! Look at dis nigga! LOOK AT THIS MOTHA FUCKIN' BEAST! LOOK AT DIS woah! hold on, GET THE FUCK OFF ME PUSSY! OH SHITTTTHAHAHAHhahahaha look at dis shit runnin' touchdown EASY! Darren sharper HOLD MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!" LMFAO!

"fuckin' magnets, how do they work? Now i don't want to talk to scientist. Yall motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed"

"fuckin' rainbows after it rains... I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay it tried to eat my cellphone.. he ran away!"

WTF? These lyrics are retarded and ICP's new mater...

Okay I really don't feel like personally replying to you clowns in responses (no pun intended) so i'm going to just set things straight with one comment. Regardless of who you are as an individual, if you are part of this "juggalo" shit dont be surprised if someone judges you. The minute you take...

@thomas02821 How in the fuck are ICP underground? They're well known and were featured on many famous T.V. programs such as the O'reilly Factor, plus their videos have millions of views. They don't play this shit on the radio for obvious reasons, listen to the lyrics you moron. Besides their cont...

Random Hispanic Comment!

0:21 LOL, most epic dance ever. Does that move have a name? It should be famous by now.

0:15 LOL at the black security guard

"Aww hell naw, nigga you best be not burnin no crosses up in this motha fucka"

"Relax dude, im just a ghost"

"oh.. carry on"

0:27 #1 Reason why chubby chicks cant make belly dancing sexy.

Did you check your boyfriends butt hole?

Holy shit this guy's dick is so small he probably pisses all over his balls when he goes to take a leak.

"Coming up, will it be all jolly hockey sticks or is there a concern" WTF is "jolly hockey sticks"

Alright tough guy, be sure to leave "NO NEGATIVE COMMENTS ALLOWED" in the description of all your shitty rap videos so that you can continue with your allusion that you're good.