We must respect another fellow's religion, but only in the same sense and to the same extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.....

My sexual preference is... OFTEN

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that's their own fault.

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug.

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. Two Americans just got eight years for crossing the Iranian border. If you cross the U. S. border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & a tax free business for 7 yrs ...No wonder we are a country in debt